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PSA Electrical Diagrams - Wiring & Symbols Codes Index

by GiveMeABreak » 09 Dec 2023, 17:48
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by GiveMeABreak » 09 Dec 2023, 17:48 » in Diagnostics

PSA Electrical Diagrams - Wiring & Symbols Codes Index

The following will cover most basic equipment, but will exclude later systems & Tech.

PSA Electrical Diagrams Introduction - Function and Constitution of Codes
PSA Electrical Diagrams - Coding of Functions
PSA Electrical Diagrams - Component Coding
PSA Electrical Diagrams -...

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09 Dec 2023, 17:48
Citroen, DS Automobiles and Peugeot Official Part Number Requests

by GiveMeABreak » 15 May 2021, 13:55
Last post by moomoo » Today, 14:46
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Please make all your Citroen , DS Automobiles or Peugeot Parts Requests on this thread

This thread is only for donating members who wish to request official part numbers or Parts Diagrams.

Please don't post technical queries or ask 'how to' questions here. Create a thread in one of the main Citroen / Peugeot Forums for these queries....

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Hello
Could i have the part number for the injector pump cradle/support bracket please.
The VIN is the same as the one provided in this message.... by moomoo » 17 Dec 2020, 13:08

Hello again,
This is the vin umber and reg.
VF3**************[VIN obfuscated, can be read by forum staff]**************
WV02 BWF
Thanks
Moo

Thank you.
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Airbag, Dashboard, Seat Belt & Airbag ECU Repairs

by GiveMeABreak » 24 Jun 2020, 17:01
Last post by 407 » 07 Mar 2024, 23:42
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by GiveMeABreak » 24 Jun 2020, 17:01 » in Useful links
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Just for members to be aware that airbagteam.com based in the UK are offering a 10% discount to FCF members on any of their services.

The FCF does not endorse any company directly, but thought this would be of use to members.

Full details of their services and the discount can be found here:

Airbag, Dashboard, Seat Belt & Airbag ECU Repairs

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Re the 407 door seal issue and airbag warnings, after a few days of rain and testing with the hose, I gave up as water was still pooling on top of the bottom door seal and then running inside the car.

My solution was to put a few holes thru the seal with a leather hole punch tool which seems to allow the water to exit (the door seal gets squashed...
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07 Mar 2024, 23:42
Important Information concerning access to PSA parts data

by xantia_v6 » 19 Mar 2020, 04:19
Last post by GiveMeABreak » 14 Nov 2021, 07:21
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by xantia_v6 » 19 Mar 2020, 04:19 » in Forum News, Announcements and Issues
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As some of you may already have realised, PSA (Citroen, DS Automobiles & Peugeot) have this week (from 16/03/2020) decided to close off free access to parts information.

The public version of PSA's ServiceBox, which is the official source for parts and information has had a freely accessible parts system for registered garages, and individual...

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Please note: This Thread is now Locked.

Please Make All Your Citroen or Peugeot Parts Requests Here

All parts requests from this topic have been moved there.
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14 Nov 2021, 07:21
New PSA Heritage Parts for Classic Cars

by GiveMeABreak » 11 Oct 2019, 16:18
Last post by white exec » 24 Jan 2020, 16:49
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by GiveMeABreak » 11 Oct 2019, 16:18 » in Citroën

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Parts for Classic / Older Citroen, Peugeot Renault Vehicles

This may be of interest to Members with older vehicles where getting parts is a struggle and for those not already aware of the site.

PSA are embarking on a project to provide some supplies of original and re manufactured parts for older vehicles and classics, and have made it a...

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I'm trying them for anything showing up as NFP now.
Sometimes hit lucky.

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24 Jan 2020, 16:49
Revised Easydiagnostics Discount Procedure

by GiveMeABreak » 03 May 2018, 17:22
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by GiveMeABreak » 03 May 2018, 17:22 » in Forum News, Announcements and Issues

Please note that there is a new procedure in place for members wishing to take advantage of a 15% discount off products from Easydiagnostics.

The old discount code that was entered into the checkout is no longer valid, as a result of the code being propagated over the Internet.

After discussions with Jim from ED today, we have agreed a new...

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03 May 2018, 17:22
The French Car Wiki

by xantia_v6 » 18 Jul 2015, 09:54
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by xantia_v6 » 18 Jul 2015, 09:54

We are very happy to announce the new French Car Wiki, bought to you by the administrators of the French Car Forum.

The French Car Wiki will provide a long term repository for user guides, how-tos and useful information of the sort that we all know is in the forum somewhere, but can never find!

What is a wiki?
A wiki is a website where the...

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jalopy remembered

by bikeboyz » 06 Feb 2005, 00:12
Last post by tomsheppard » 05 Feb 2005, 22:04
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by bikeboyz » 06 Feb 2005, 00:12
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no ice?

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The ultimate car for the sophisticated hooligan.
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05 Feb 2005, 22:04
BX prices.

by DLM » 05 Feb 2005, 20:51
Last post by tomsheppard » 05 Feb 2005, 20:09
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by DLM » 05 Feb 2005, 20:51

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Well, Tom, one of the answers is obviously yes.... (the last one).
Maybe they're just starting to obey the laws of bangernomics - 12 months MOT = £300 to £400. Tax pro rata. Maybe not.
As for the ones without tax, perhaps there are just a lot of trader part-ex cars on offer - the it owes me principle (chop in the tax straight away and try it on...

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Poking around Ebay, there is a TZD estate for nearly £500 and
lots of saloons with no tax or a very short ticket for between £300 and £500. That's a much firmer price than we have been used to!
Have Jon and I burned off so many chavs that the BX is now the thing to have or has this site demystified the BX to the point where people aren't scared...

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Last post by tomsheppard
05 Feb 2005, 20:09
visa on autotrader

by uhn113x » 05 Feb 2005, 22:11
Last post by born2die » 05 Feb 2005, 19:29
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by uhn113x » 05 Feb 2005, 22:11

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quote: Originally posted by born2die

People on here are always saying that visas are a rare beast bur £695 the are also a couple of cheap bx tzd sub £300 on autitrader at the mo although £2000 for a bx??

Eh? Cannot understand what point you are making. What does ' bur £695 the ' mean? BX? Visa? What? Where?
Ebay link is for a toy DS!! Need...

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People on here are always saying that visas are a rare beast bur £695 the are also a couple of cheap bx tzd sub £300 on autitrader at the mo although £2000 for a bx??

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Last post by born2die
05 Feb 2005, 19:29
Citroen ds convertable on e bay

by Richard Gallagher » 05 Feb 2005, 16:39
Last post by born2die » 05 Feb 2005, 16:26
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by Richard Gallagher » 05 Feb 2005, 16:39

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I've just lost 5 Stone but I still won't fit!

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a must have for all ds fans out there
Its not me thats selling this but if you want a ds on the cheap well??

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Last post by born2die
05 Feb 2005, 16:26
Sniff Petrol

by martyhopkirk » 04 Feb 2005, 03:11
Last post by Dave Bamber » 04 Feb 2005, 01:26
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by martyhopkirk » 04 Feb 2005, 03:11

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Thought all Vauxhall Nova 1.5 3 doors had these already....

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News on a new electronics package for BMW.............

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Last post by Dave Bamber
04 Feb 2005, 01:26
TOUR PARIS BY 2CV

by rossd » 02 Feb 2005, 18:21
Last post by ACTIVE8 » 02 Feb 2005, 16:35
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by rossd » 02 Feb 2005, 18:21

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The music in the video is catchy!!

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Why tour a capital city in a limo, everybody does that !
How about doing it in a Citroen 2CV !
If you don't own one, or have a friend who would like to experience a ride in one on holiday, then this might be of interest.
www.4rs1p.com

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Last post by ACTIVE8
02 Feb 2005, 16:35
EBAY - RESTORATION RARE 504 CC

by rossd » 02 Feb 2005, 16:23
Last post by bikeboyz » 02 Feb 2005, 15:06
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by rossd » 02 Feb 2005, 16:23

I SOOOOO want one of those, although I would expect trying to get parts for the Kugelfischer (sp?) injection would be fun to say the least.... But then I would probably drop in a 170bhp V6 from a 505.

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Last post by bikeboyz
02 Feb 2005, 15:06
Dentmaster Northern Ireland

by Jon » 02 Feb 2005, 15:50
Last post by wanda » 02 Feb 2005, 14:52
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by Jon » 02 Feb 2005, 15:50

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have a look here

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Hi guys, Im new to this board hopefully you can help me out in this one! I left my pug into a small time garage and it has come back with a quite sizeable dent on the drivers wing... *sigh*
So Im trying to find out the number for dentmaster in northern ireland but not having much joy! Can anyone point me in the right direction?
Thanks guys

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Last post by wanda
02 Feb 2005, 14:52
306 GTI 6 VS ZX VALVER

by Daniel B » 02 Feb 2005, 14:19
Last post by adrian » 02 Feb 2005, 04:35
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by Daniel B » 02 Feb 2005, 14:19
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Well the ZX should have the 2.0 155BHP (But alegedly 150BHP) lump as used in the late 405Mi16's.
The Pug has at least a 12bhp advantage, but is it not heavier......?
I don't know much about the specs/figures of either car to be honest, but I suspect there would be little to choose.
Dan

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Does any one know what the difference in peformance is between a 1994 Citroen zx 16v and A 1997 Peugeot 306 GTI 6? My Mate owns the zx 16v (louis1) and i will be getting my 306 GTI 6 in a few days. We will find out the difference (Of Course!) on our own private test track (we would not dream of doing this on the public road haha!)
Any...
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Last post by adrian
02 Feb 2005, 04:35
Stuck behind!

by Robin » 31 Jan 2005, 21:14
Last post by bikeboyz » 31 Jan 2005, 21:06
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by Robin » 31 Jan 2005, 21:14

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Never forget that the wearing of a hat by the driver slows down the car!

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Well I'm not driving the fastest motor on the roads, but dont you just hate getting stuck behind a car, which should be by design going like stink! So my nomination today - a tidy J plate BX GTi 4x4.

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Last post by bikeboyz
31 Jan 2005, 21:06
How to cure a CX.

by tomsheppard » 29 Jan 2005, 03:34
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by tomsheppard » 29 Jan 2005, 03:34

Buy another BX. No bother since. The mysterious cooling system problem turned out not to be (Always overheated after a level check but leave it alone and it loses no water! Odd!) and a new speedo cable was 5€ from a scrapper in France.Some use has improved it but I still don't like it, hence the new TZD project, of which more anon.

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Last post by tomsheppard
29 Jan 2005, 03:34
Windscreen Wash

by RichardW » 28 Jan 2005, 13:21
Last post by demag » 28 Jan 2005, 03:59
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by RichardW » 28 Jan 2005, 13:21

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Get some of Clearalex crystals or tablets (you can get them in Halfrauds). I have no idea what's in them, but it is unsurpassed for keeping windscreens clean. Takes a while to cut through the gunge initially but it gets there. Add some meths to the washers to stop them freezing (or some other screenwash additive if you don't like the smell!).

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Where oh where can I get some decent screenwash?
Years ago I used to use Flash Liquid and the screen sparkled. Then they changed it and its as crap as everything else now, a nice film of traffic gunge smeared across the screen.

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Last post by demag
28 Jan 2005, 03:59
XANTIA ITEMS

by martyhopkirk » 28 Jan 2005, 23:52
Last post by ACTIVE8 » 28 Jan 2005, 03:49
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by martyhopkirk » 28 Jan 2005, 23:52

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Excellent!

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This could be of use to a forum member in the Blackpool area:-

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Last post by ACTIVE8
28 Jan 2005, 03:49
Citroëns in movies and Pug commercial

by bxbodger » 27 Jan 2005, 16:10
Last post by 406 V6 » 27 Jan 2005, 15:54
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by bxbodger » 27 Jan 2005, 16:10

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quote: No car is even close to a DS in terms of comfort
Try a BL Princess!!!!

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Hi!
I hope i'm not re-posting a topic, but i noticed in a film (Team America - world police) that a lovely large scale DS model appears twice at the beggining of the movie.
Now, for the second topic subject:
Have you seen the Pug 407 commercial with those paper/toy cars?
I was told that some (if not most) of the cars appearing are DS, but haven't...

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Last post by 406 V6
27 Jan 2005, 15:54
Very old Cit/Pug

by Stuart McB » 28 Jan 2005, 00:49
Last post by np » 27 Jan 2005, 14:48
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by Stuart McB » 28 Jan 2005, 00:49

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Been a couple of times with the wife. Nice place for a winter brake and dead cheap as well.

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Just returned from a week in Tunisia.Very nice it was to .Anyway,talk about preserving cars.Peugeot 104,404(mainly pick ups)504,505,upto the most recent 407.But all mainly early cars.Looking at the 404`s,i would have thought that they were made out there under licence,as some of the pick ups were in excellent condition.Which is suprising,as most...

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Last post by np
27 Jan 2005, 14:48
Oh! Is that what it does!!

by kevin » 27 Jan 2005, 18:37
Last post by Robin » 27 Jan 2005, 13:53
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by kevin » 27 Jan 2005, 18:37
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Following on in similar vein, one story from my garage days, we had an old woman who brought her car in with a knocking noise on the driver’s side. After several road tests, we could not find the fault and returned the car. She immediately returned the car complaining no work had been done as the fault was still there. We road tested the car with...

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I gave my Xantia to my partner when I bought the XM and we have had a few starting problems with the 1.9TD Xant.
Not fully understanding the problem, I am not there in the mornings, I was getting a bit frustrated (with the car you understand) and finally I got Hils to tell me step by step what she does in the mornings with the car.
The...
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Last post by Robin
27 Jan 2005, 13:53
IS THIS REAL ?

by oilyspanner » 27 Jan 2005, 05:55
Last post by ACTIVE8 » 27 Jan 2005, 05:23
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by oilyspanner » 27 Jan 2005, 05:55

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Sorry man, but once I lost the cookies there was nowt?
Stewart

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Well did he pick up something too heavy ?
Or has this picture been played with in paintshop ?

What do you think ?

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Last post by ACTIVE8
27 Jan 2005, 05:23
AAAAAAAAAAAArgh (2)

by oilyspanner » 27 Jan 2005, 01:00
Last post by martyhopkirk » 27 Jan 2005, 00:18
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by oilyspanner » 27 Jan 2005, 01:00
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Water in the courtesy light switches?
Stewart

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Day off work today (got to 10 past 10 before they rang me up!) Fitted a NOS Realistic tape player into the Xantia (as its only got CD and wife been moaning).
So traipsed down scrappys, picked up parcel shelf with blind and some other bits for the AX too, went to Halfrauds and bought some nice pioneer speakers and fitted the lot (oh in the mean...
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Last post by martyhopkirk
27 Jan 2005, 00:18
REEVU

by Oscar Too » 26 Jan 2005, 18:31
Last post by ACTIVE8 » 26 Jan 2005, 16:53
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by Oscar Too » 26 Jan 2005, 18:31

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They've developed similar things for cyclists, but the trouble is I don't know whether I'm coming or going!!
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Check out this new different crash helmet on this site:-

Click on the Reevu product.
I like the idea, and in a review I read it was praised, for it's clever new way of overcoming the problem of poor rearward vision.
Only thing is this can't be cheap !
Although to enable a rider to see so much more around them is a great safety benefit.

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Last post by ACTIVE8
26 Jan 2005, 16:53
For PC teckies..

by bxbodger » 25 Jan 2005, 21:44
Last post by James. » 25 Jan 2005, 21:33
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by bxbodger » 25 Jan 2005, 21:44
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Errr...first, place on axle stands,then, errr...... depressurise the system.......ummm,er,.... try pulling your eyelid down and then blowing your nose!!!!
Don't forget, reassembly is the reversal of dismantling!!!!!!

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The ASRoc motherboard WONT support the AMD 3.4+ CPU. Sez it will on the box but it wont!! Causes reboots, overheats, etc etc.. I have had to replace mine with an ABIT NF7 series motherboard, it now runs a dream.. (erm so far. lol)..
I have downloaded a free anti virus fingy called NOD32, its supposed to be very good.. I had to uninstall Grisoft...
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Last post by James.
25 Jan 2005, 21:33
Going to France

by Dave Bamber » 25 Jan 2005, 05:20
Last post by vanny » 25 Jan 2005, 03:30
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by Dave Bamber » 25 Jan 2005, 05:20

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It costs me about £40 to get to the Spanish border in the Alps, it's a chunk, but the motorways are so much quieter that the UK. You take a ticket at the start of the toll section, and pay at the other end. All booths are on the LHS, except at Calias, easy if you have a passenger, pain if you are solo.
You can keep to a steady 80/90mph with no...

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Hi Folks
In July im going on a loooong road trip to France, and im after some advice!
I have a long list of spares to take for the BX, cable ties duct tape, LHM, etc
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The legal things i know of are; Green Card?, Breakdown cover (albeit not a legal requirement), Box of spare bulbs, warning triangle, first aid kit, fire extinguisher.
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I've been...

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Last post by vanny
25 Jan 2005, 03:30
Saab

by beezer » 24 Jan 2005, 19:09
Last post by ghostrider » 24 Jan 2005, 15:39
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by beezer » 24 Jan 2005, 19:09
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There is a Saab section of this forum but it does not have the traffic of the French section. Last post appears to have been September. Maybe they are fair weather posters...

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no its OK I'm not going over to Saab, although they seem to engender the same feelings of loyalty that Cits do, certainly amongst the older variants. Anyway, does anyone know of a similar forum to this for Saabs especially the 900/9000 series? I've tried the owners club website but the forum is only available for viewing and the last post was...
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Last post by ghostrider
24 Jan 2005, 15:39
5 litre purchase swizz

by vanny » 23 Jan 2005, 22:18
Last post by Robin » 23 Jan 2005, 21:20
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by vanny » 23 Jan 2005, 22:18

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cos when your running a fleet of turcks and the fuel bill is for millions of litres then theres a rather large difference in cost between 80ppl and 81ppl! And it gives boring people something to do 'Oh look the Esso is only 80.8, i'll go there instead of the local shell at 80.9'

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In another topic I asked what happens if you buy exactly 5 litres of fuel - well, I did and the answer is you get charged .5p more than value.
Pump registers exactly 5 litres but price at £0.809 is then £4.045 but pump shows £4.05 OK so the 'error' only happens once but being a pedantic sod where money is concerned why don't they just drop the...

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Last post by Robin
23 Jan 2005, 21:20
BMW build more houses

by oilyspanner » 21 Jan 2005, 20:52
Last post by bernie » 21 Jan 2005, 19:54
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by oilyspanner » 21 Jan 2005, 20:52

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Eh????

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If everyone in the UK drove a BMW there would be acres of land to build the new houses we need.

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Last post by bernie
21 Jan 2005, 19:54
DVLA Database

by bernie » 21 Jan 2005, 16:47
Last post by Jon » 21 Jan 2005, 15:41
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by bernie » 21 Jan 2005, 16:47
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Brilliant

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Just received the V11 road tax application in respect of the Berlingo, and notice that I can now tax it via the Internet or telephone, great!
It states that the DVLA will electronically check databases for
-a valid Vehicle Insurance (UK)
-a valid test Certificate (MOT) if required.
So at last, they can tell if a car is MOT and insured. Hopefully...
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Last post by Jon
21 Jan 2005, 15:41
GS & GSA in practical classics Mag.

by Jon » 21 Jan 2005, 15:41
Last post by Stuart McB » 21 Jan 2005, 00:51
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by Jon » 21 Jan 2005, 15:41
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Info on what to look out for etc
Corrosion mostly!

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This months practical classics mag give a good cover for the purchase and ownership of the old Citroen GSA and GS this month. Some contact details for parts etc. Info on what to look out for etc.
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Last post by Stuart McB
21 Jan 2005, 00:51
SPEED HUMPS

by Robin » 20 Jan 2005, 17:21
Last post by ACTIVE8 » 20 Jan 2005, 16:09
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by Robin » 20 Jan 2005, 17:21
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and the worst speed offenders over them are Citroen drivers. I wonder why

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An article from a newspaper that might be of interest:-
A classic car owner is threatening to sue a council, because speed humps in his street are too high for his low-slung car.
Angry David Cleminson has already won one court battle after his 1936 Standard Avon kept getting stuck.
A judge ordered humps be removed from one end of the street in...
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Last post by ACTIVE8
20 Jan 2005, 16:09
General Silliness

by dan.2cv » 20 Jan 2005, 15:54
Last post by Oscar Too » 20 Jan 2005, 14:15
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by dan.2cv » 20 Jan 2005, 15:54

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I think it was for this reason Ford never made an 'Si' version of the KA.
FORD: Fixed Or Repaired Daily

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When I got my first BX, I wanted to set up the Citroen Owners Club of Kent, before I realised that the acronym wouldn't work. Does anyone else have any inappropriate, misleading or palin silly french car-related acronyms?

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Last post by Oscar Too
20 Jan 2005, 14:15
Took on a yuff and won.

by martyhopkirk » 20 Jan 2005, 02:00
Last post by Stuart McB » 20 Jan 2005, 01:45
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by martyhopkirk » 20 Jan 2005, 02:00
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Oh, you mean Yoooof

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I know I shouldn't have done it but he was asking for it . Sat at a set of lights yesterday on a dual carriage with no one about, in my ickle Xsara 1.6 VTR when a young boy (yuff) pulls up on the inside, you know what he looked like. Yes, base ball cap and massive hearing problem so I was forced to listen to MC dickhead or something. Any how he...
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Last post by Stuart McB
20 Jan 2005, 01:45
The REAL Haynes Manual...

by Stuart McB » 20 Jan 2005, 01:32
Last post by philhoward » 20 Jan 2005, 00:54
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by Stuart McB » 20 Jan 2005, 01:32

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I've seen these loads of times and STILL laugh out loud. I never seem to get btired of these. LOL

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Hope you like this one...
HAYNES MANUAL - THE REAL MEANINGS
For those of us that have ever used a Haynes Manual in attempting home
maintenance of a car. For those who have not used a Haynes Manual,
these are the books aimed at car-owners who want to fix their own cars
and which keep
qualified mechanics in paid employment putting things right...

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Last post by philhoward
20 Jan 2005, 00:54
I had forgotten what it was like

by Stuart McB » 20 Jan 2005, 01:35
Last post by oilyspanner » 19 Jan 2005, 15:18
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by Stuart McB » 20 Jan 2005, 01:35

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A bit like the M40 at about 2.30 in the morning south bound eh! It's so rare these days to find even a smidgen of quite or decent road. I bet there was some dirty old speed camera about though. It was probably taking a wiss when you drove past.

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Had some business up on the Welsh coast yesterday, drove up on nearly EMPTY ROADS I actually could enjoy my car! driving at the speeds I wanted to rather than being dictated by thousands of other road users, I remembered why I built the thing now I think I have been commuting too long.
Stewart

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Last post by oilyspanner
19 Jan 2005, 15:18
C4 "TRANSFORMER" COMPETITOR ?

by 406 V6 » 18 Jan 2005, 18:42
Last post by ACTIVE8 » 18 Jan 2005, 00:51
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by 406 V6 » 18 Jan 2005, 18:42

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Let me see it and translate it

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Take a look at this interesting link :-
www.superrobocar.com
This vansformer has been built by a Brazilian called Olisio da Silva, hence the web site is in Brazilian. Despite this please take a look around, no I don't understand Brazilian either, but as they have converted a few vehicles there are a few pictures of the van, and other projects...

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Last post by ACTIVE8
18 Jan 2005, 00:51
Road Rage + Bad drivers!!

by turbolag » 18 Jan 2005, 00:43
Last post by Stinkwheel » 17 Jan 2005, 23:56
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by turbolag » 18 Jan 2005, 00:43
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I once suffered at the hands of a road rager. It would seem that I 'stole' his parking space, though I genuinely didn't realise he was waiting for it, and in any event - I just drove into it at normal speed. He came over effing and jeffing at me and I apologised, explained I didn't realise he was waiting and pointed out that, in any event, I was...

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OK so myself and wife were in a local nearby town today as i had the day off. On the way home i came to a low railway bridge thing with a narrow lane and Big white arrow has priority over the small red arrow jobbies.
As we approached (me driving) there was traffic coming through but as it was my right of way i just slowed on final approach...
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Last post by Stinkwheel
17 Jan 2005, 23:56
Scam-o-rama!

by bxbodger » 17 Jan 2005, 21:40
Last post by dan.2cv » 17 Jan 2005, 21:21
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by bxbodger » 17 Jan 2005, 21:40

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No, I think you're being too cynical- it could be a set of hoses, brake components, and tyres.......................not.

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Have a look at this:

What in God's name does this contain?
It's probably no more than a set of common light bulbs!

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Last post by dan.2cv
17 Jan 2005, 21:21
zx 16v vs vr6

by VisaGTi16v » 17 Jan 2005, 19:34
Last post by louis1 » 17 Jan 2005, 18:22
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by VisaGTi16v » 17 Jan 2005, 19:34

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Probably not much in it. The vr6 has a bit more power but is heavier and automatic. It will be quicker higher up I expect where bhp counts more. Theres also the fact that the mk3 is commonly accepted as being the worst Golf and the zx will be far more fun to drive and handle better. However the golfs probably higher quality and specification etc...

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Out of interest will a 16v zx keep up with a 1996 VW golf VR6 automatic, only a friend of mine is thinking of getting one. So if anyone has driven/owned one of these before you may be able to comment on this.
Thanks Louis

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Last post by louis1
17 Jan 2005, 18:22
rain , rain, go away.

by Stuart McB » 17 Jan 2005, 00:42
Last post by landylass » 16 Jan 2005, 21:15
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by Stuart McB » 17 Jan 2005, 00:42

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Hey! it knows that you know that you know that it knows that you are thinking of fixing some thing it knows you dont know where it is to be fixed.

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what is it with me and my transport?
I seem as if i am always going to have to wear wellies!Many year go was unfortunate enough to own a suzuki sj413. if it rained i needed wellies and umberella. If it froze i needed ice pick then umberella. Then I moved on(Perhaps) several volvos and vauxhalls later, I had a series 2 landrover, more holes than a...

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Last post by landylass
16 Jan 2005, 21:15
diesel lost power?

by bxbodger » 15 Jan 2005, 21:56
Last post by bad driver » 15 Jan 2005, 19:32
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by bxbodger » 15 Jan 2005, 21:56

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Yes it does!! You will have water from condensation in the tank as well. Assuming everything else is o.k., no air leaks, etc, if it does start fill it to the brim with fresh diesel, then run it dry, and change the fuel filter as wall, before the next fill.

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Just a general question, does diesel lose its power over time, kind of how petrol loses octane?
Got a car getting very difficult to start, engines just been rebuilt, pump timing is sound, as are glowplugs and injectors but the diesel has been sat in the tnk for near 4 months.

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Last post by bad driver
15 Jan 2005, 19:32
Disturbing (Kiwk Fit)

by Sl4yer » 15 Jan 2005, 01:53
Last post by martyhopkirk » 15 Jan 2005, 01:30
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by Sl4yer » 15 Jan 2005, 01:53

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Told me 185/60s for the Volcane. But I'm nearly sure it takes 185/65s. And it recommended 215/45s for the Seat, which definitely sits on 225/45/17s!
I don't think KwikFit are all that bad (all of the time). This doesn't help improve their image though!

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Being lazy I decided to go onto Kwik Fits website to price some tyres up for the AX (it needs 2) - I saw and advert in the paper yesterday with one of these buy one get one free offers and was trying to find which tyre fitters it was - anyway its not Kwik Fit.
But I decided to use their tyre selector thingumabob, couldnt remember what speed rating...

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Last post by martyhopkirk
15 Jan 2005, 01:30
New email address

by Stuart McB » 15 Jan 2005, 01:06
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by Stuart McB » 15 Jan 2005, 01:06

Just thought you should know I now have a new E-mail address. No longer janine blah blah, see profile.
Cheers

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Last post by Stuart McB
15 Jan 2005, 01:06
Excellent service from GSF

by Stuart McB » 16 Jan 2005, 01:36
Last post by bxbodger » 15 Jan 2005, 00:33
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by Stuart McB » 16 Jan 2005, 01:36

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Thats top service mate.

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I ordered my new injectors yesterday lunchtime, came home from work today, and there they were-when I phoned I was told there were only 5 left in stock nationally as they're being discontinued, so they did a physical check, and now they're here!!!
Well done GSF- good price too, cheaper than getting the old ones re-conned!!!!

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Last post by bxbodger
15 Jan 2005, 00:33
Cars in computer games

by bxbodger » 14 Jan 2005, 17:37
Last post by vanny » 14 Jan 2005, 02:34
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by bxbodger » 14 Jan 2005, 17:37

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I'm sure you can have a Saxo in GranTourismo, and I think there's a Xsara in need for speed underground 2, will have to pinch them off my 7 year old to check!!
These driving games are excellent with a steering wheel!!
Getaway looks great but he's too young for it, I'll have to get my own and hide it, like I have to with Americas 10 Most Wanted...

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Oh, My GAWD! (think Janice/friends)
Tonight i stole a copy of 'Getaway:BlackMonday' from my house mate and in the first few minutes i've seen a Xantia in every colour (Both Mk1 and Mk2) and side swipped a red BX 19rd (well ish) and fish bones a silver TZD with alloys and the works!
The car i get from mission to mission in with my buddies in the...

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Last post by vanny
14 Jan 2005, 02:34
Yippe! we passed

by bxbodger » 14 Jan 2005, 01:20
Last post by bikeboyz » 13 Jan 2005, 23:13
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by bxbodger » 14 Jan 2005, 01:20

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Congratulations!!
You have now qualified as a Nairobi taxi driver!!!!

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After 10 years off the road, the 504 passed its MOT first time, and I was able to drive it for the first time too. Wow what a magic carpet ride! Now a very happy chappy!

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Last post by bikeboyz
13 Jan 2005, 23:13
No photos, but micght make someone smile!

by Paulee » 14 Jan 2005, 06:01
Last post by martyhopkirk » 12 Jan 2005, 21:27
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by Paulee » 14 Jan 2005, 06:01

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Hi
I live in good old Chorley so if anyone is genuinely interested in them I could have a look and get some pictures off to you.

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Some cheap parts, i would immagine that you should ask the seller the extent of the damage to the bits, could be a minor ding or could be a big crease. If anyone is interested I may be able to help out as Chorley is only a hop skip and a jump from my home 20.
Now I have commited a cardinal sin today, I ditched what was left of the Michelins on the...

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Last post by martyhopkirk
12 Jan 2005, 21:27
Cheap route to increased Performance

by ACTIVE8 » 12 Jan 2005, 19:04
Last post by Jon » 12 Jan 2005, 18:48
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by ACTIVE8 » 12 Jan 2005, 19:04

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Yes, interesting !

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This is a winner.

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Last post by Jon
12 Jan 2005, 18:48
ebay again

by dan.2cv » 12 Jan 2005, 03:56
Last post by bikeboyz » 12 Jan 2005, 03:05
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by dan.2cv » 12 Jan 2005, 03:56
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Wow, that GSA dash looks like fun, I'd feel like James Bond with all those mad switches. I particularly like the seatbelt for the cassette player.......

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Visa Diesel

GSA Estate
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Last post by bikeboyz
12 Jan 2005, 03:05
Am I missing the point?

by bernie » 12 Jan 2005, 00:47
Last post by Stuart McB » 12 Jan 2005, 00:36
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by bernie » 12 Jan 2005, 00:47

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£27
Probably genuine Citroen price?

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What's this all about? Cost over £7. Should have gone to GSF.

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Last post by Stuart McB
12 Jan 2005, 00:36
It's a wild wind the west wind...

by dan.2cv » 11 Jan 2005, 19:43
Last post by Panjandrum » 11 Jan 2005, 19:14
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by dan.2cv » 11 Jan 2005, 19:43

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Hmmmm, could it just be the lack of ambient noise at night makes the wind sound all the more loud?
Or it could be that all that daylight isn't in the way to slow the gusts down?
My money's on the latter.
I was so pleased with myself being organised on the weekend when I serviced my car and had a plastic container to put all the nuts and bolts in...

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... but is it worse at night?
I am convinced that storms are stormier at night. Herself thinks I am imagining it but it's decades since she was learning meteorology (five minutes to spell that).
Anyone have any reliable source to quote supporting either of us?
Oh yes, and by the way, the howling gales are on their way past my window moving your...

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Last post by Panjandrum
11 Jan 2005, 19:14
Moving cars about?

by VisaGTi16v » 11 Jan 2005, 01:35
Last post by bikeboyz » 11 Jan 2005, 00:51
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by VisaGTi16v » 11 Jan 2005, 01:35

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where abouts are you? :)

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If you needing a good truck to move vechicles about let me know, as we have a Ford Cargo beever tail, E(87) now available, for a reasonable price!

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Last post by bikeboyz
11 Jan 2005, 00:51
REVEALED--WHAT YOUR CAR SAYS ABOUT YOU.

by beezer » 10 Jan 2005, 21:08
Last post by ACTIVE8 » 10 Jan 2005, 20:26
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by beezer » 10 Jan 2005, 21:08
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So where does Renault come? Unless it's with Peugeot that makes me schizophrenic.

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An article in the Evening Standard (London evening newspaper) recently revealed research, about cars and people.
According to this research, and it lists different makes in different personality types, and was carried out by scientists who questioned thousands of motorists.
There are seven different personality types.
Thoughtful:-...
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Last post by ACTIVE8
10 Jan 2005, 20:26
Scrapheap Challenge.

by vanny » 10 Jan 2005, 03:31
Last post by beezer » 10 Jan 2005, 03:14
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by vanny » 10 Jan 2005, 03:31
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Forget hydractive, it would have to be ACTIVA! strapped onto the chasis of the CX, nice big base to stick a 3 litre V6 onto. Magic bend lights and DIRAVI a must! Can we add hydraulic everything (windows seats etc) we might never find them in the scrap yard, but Citroen did tinker with them.
I guess we could have automatic rain movers from a C5,...

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The plan is to build an ideal car using parts from any of the French models covered in this Forum. You have to list the parts and why you are using them. E.g. Xantia Hydractive suspension for efficiency....etc. etc.
It doesn't matter if the parts are not really compatible. This is a fantasy model!
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10 Jan 2005, 03:14

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