Joke I found funny...
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Re: Joke I found funny...
I can do worse ..
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers
Oh buggle
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"My cars fuel gauge doesn't work!"
"How do you know when you are low on petrol then?"
"The kids bring it back!!"
"How do you know when you are low on petrol then?"
"The kids bring it back!!"
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure!
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That strikes a chord.
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A pig stands in front of an electric socket: “Oh no, who put you into that wall?!”
Sorry ... Yes its bad ........Exit left...
Sorry ... Yes its bad ........Exit left...
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Peugeot 207 , 307sw
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Citroen zx estate 1.9D the cherished one
Peugeot 206cc raised from the dead & saved from the crusher traded up to a 308cc
307sw traded for the 207 .
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Peugeot 405 diesel
106 or 206
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An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was
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Escorts mk 1,2,3,4,5 fiestas mk 1,2, Sierra diesel mk1 Mondeo mk1 diesel .
Peugeot 207 , 307sw
Now cars
Picasso 2.0Hdi now gone to scrappie
Citroen zx estate 1.9D the cherished one
Peugeot 206cc raised from the dead & saved from the crusher traded up to a 308cc
307sw traded for the 207 .
Wish list.
Peugeot 405 diesel
106 or 206
Mondeo Mk1 diesel once owned 1.8tdi was real nice. - x 429
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A man turns to the guy next to him who's covered in bandages from head to toe and asks "What happened?". "I fell through a glass window," explains the man. The first man says: "Lucky you were wearing all those bandages."
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Chap walks into the pub and orders a treble scotch. "What's up mate?" asks the bartender.
"The wife is fuming with me!"
"What did you do?"
"I saw her leaning into the chest freezer in her miniskirt and I couldn't resist the temptation" replied the chap.
"No wonder she's fuming, assaulting her dignity like that!!" says the barman.
"Oh, that's not why she's fuming,
"The wife is fuming with me!"
"What did you do?"
"I saw her leaning into the chest freezer in her miniskirt and I couldn't resist the temptation" replied the chap.
"No wonder she's fuming, assaulting her dignity like that!!" says the barman.
"Oh, that's not why she's fuming,
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I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure!
I used to ride on two wheels, but now I need all four!
I used to ride on two wheels, but now I need all four!
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Skoda fabia,escort van,ford ka,Vauxhall astra g car & estate, Vauxhall corsa b, Suzuki swift
Escorts mk 1,2,3,4,5 fiestas mk 1,2, Sierra diesel mk1 Mondeo mk1 diesel .
Peugeot 207 , 307sw
Now cars
Picasso 2.0Hdi now gone to scrappie
Citroen zx estate 1.9D the cherished one
Peugeot 206cc raised from the dead & saved from the crusher traded up to a 308cc
307sw traded for the 207 .
Wish list.
Peugeot 405 diesel
106 or 206
Mondeo Mk1 diesel once owned 1.8tdi was real nice. - x 429
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+1
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to both of those...
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I went to see a holistic optician recently. She told me to look inwards, and say what I saw. I replied "I can see pubs and bars that are closed, people hardly going out (and when they do they are wearing face coverings), lots of news articles about a pandemic, and reports of lots of people in hospital or dying".
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Escorts mk 1,2,3,4,5 fiestas mk 1,2, Sierra diesel mk1 Mondeo mk1 diesel .
Peugeot 207 , 307sw
Now cars
Picasso 2.0Hdi now gone to scrappie
Citroen zx estate 1.9D the cherished one
Peugeot 206cc raised from the dead & saved from the crusher traded up to a 308cc
307sw traded for the 207 .
Wish list.
Peugeot 405 diesel
106 or 206
Mondeo Mk1 diesel once owned 1.8tdi was real nice. - x 429
Re: Joke I found funny...
Hahahahaha.... Like it like it !Hell Razor5543 wrote: ↑29 Nov 2020, 19:22 I went to see a holistic optician recently. She told me to look inwards, and say what I saw. I replied "I can see pubs and bars that are closed, people hardly going out (and when they do they are wearing face coverings), lots of news articles about a pandemic, and reports of lots of people in hospital or dying".
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