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I can do worse ..

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers

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"My cars fuel gauge doesn't work!"
"How do you know when you are low on petrol then?"
"The kids bring it back!!"

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That strikes a chord. :-D

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A pig stands in front of an electric socket: “Oh no, who put you into that wall?!”


Sorry ... Yes its bad ........Exit left...

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An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was

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A man turns to the guy next to him who's covered in bandages from head to toe and asks "What happened?". "I fell through a glass window," explains the man. The first man says: "Lucky you were wearing all those bandages."

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Chap walks into the pub and orders a treble scotch. "What's up mate?" asks the bartender.
"The wife is fuming with me!"
"What did you do?"
"I saw her leaning into the chest freezer in her miniskirt and I couldn't resist the temptation" replied the chap.
"No wonder she's fuming, assaulting her dignity like that!!" says the barman.
"Oh, that's not why she's fuming,
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it was getting banned from Iceland that upset her!!"

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Hahahahahah above

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Huskyxantia wrote:
26 Nov 2020, 17:41
Hahahahahah above
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Karl Marx is an historically famous figure. <br />But you never hear about his sister, Onya, <br />who invented the starting pistol.
Karl Marx is an historically famous figure.
But you never hear about his sister, Onya,
who invented the starting pistol.
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🤣🤣🤣 to both of those...

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I went to see a holistic optician recently. She told me to look inwards, and say what I saw. I replied "I can see pubs and bars that are closed, people hardly going out (and when they do they are wearing face coverings), lots of news articles about a pandemic, and reports of lots of people in hospital or dying".
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"Congratulations" she said, "You have 2020 vision".

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Hell Razor5543 wrote:
29 Nov 2020, 20:22
I went to see a holistic optician recently. She told me to look inwards, and say what I saw. I replied "I can see pubs and bars that are closed, people hardly going out (and when they do they are wearing face coverings), lots of news articles about a pandemic, and reports of lots of people in hospital or dying".
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"Congratulations" she said, "You have 2020 vision".
Hahahahaha.... Like it like it ! :rofl2:

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:-D