No tuning/chip box for me

bernie · Unread post by **bernie** » 11 Oct 2004, 20:31

Just phoned my insurer (More Than), they say anything that increases acceleration and or top speed will not be insured.
Apart from that they good insurers.

tomsheppard · Unread post by **tomsheppard** » 11 Oct 2004, 21:08

Don't polish the car or hose it out underneath then! Skip the diet, too.

bernie · Unread post by **bernie** » 11 Oct 2004, 21:19

Aerofoil on your wiper blades[:D]
Close your windows[:D]
Remove the roof rack[:D]
Increase tyre pressures[:D]
Turn A/C off.............Oh no no no [8D]

Homer · Unread post by **Homer** » 12 Oct 2004, 01:24

Damn, better disconnect the accelerator cable then.[:o)]

Mosser · Unread post by **Mosser** » 12 Oct 2004, 05:37

Lol !!, its the engines job to increase acceleration and maintain top speed,.....
Better start removing that engine then

, you didnt want it in there anyway, just think mow much cheaper maintenance will be?, zero emmisions!, i wonder what mr MOT man would say ??

uhn113x · Unread post by **uhn113x** » 12 Oct 2004, 13:15

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Better start removing that engine then

, you didnt want it in there anyway, just think mow much cheaper maintenance will be?, zero emmisions!, i wonder what mr MOT man would say ??
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Many years ago there used to be a programme on TV called 'Candid Camera'.
One stunt they did was to remove the engine from a car (cannot remember what) and coast down the hill to a garage for petrol. After filling up, surprise, it would not start. The muckanic's face was a picture [}:)][}:)]

Unread post by **martyhopkirk** » 18 Oct 2004, 02:10

You could always (((whisper))) Not tell the insurer - and if you do have a prang, remove the black box before the loss adjuster sees the car?
Just a thought!