Terrible jokes really wind me on............CitroJim wrote: 11 Nov 2025, 07:05 My wife said she’d leave me unless I stopped making photography puns…
I said “Snap out of it, don’t be so negative, let’s see how things develop!”
Her face was a picture! She was out of the house in a flash…
Joke I found funny...
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Seems to be a theme developing here.
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mickthemaverick
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In fact with this much material we could make a film!!! 
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure!
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I'm getting too much exposure to flashy puns so I'm going to go and sit in a dark room 
Stu 
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Hell Razor5543
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I was laughing so much I dropped the plates I was carrying!
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I've had enough of these photography puns.
Please, just f****** stop.

Please, just f****** stop.
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Okay...from duckduck ai....=bobins post_id=854758 time=1762882403 user_id=13646]
I've had enough of these photography puns.
Please, just f****** stop.
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A photographer, known for his jest,
Had puns that put patience to test.
He declared with a sigh,
"No more puns, oh my!
Let's focus on photos, they're best!"
Stu 
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If you think that your TV spying on your viewing habits, your fridge recording your food preferences and your microwave spying on you are really bad, just remember that your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years!
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Hell Razor5543 wrote: 14 Nov 2025, 21:15 If you think that your TV spying on your viewing habits, your fridge recording your food preferences and your microwave spying on you are really bad, just remember that your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years!
Jim
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Different direction
I remember years ago I was standing in line to a night club to get in. by the time I got to the entrance the door staff wouldn't let me in with out a tie !
I remembered I had some jump leads in the car so went back and got them out there case and wrapped them round my kneck . I made my way back to the nightclub and the door staff looked at me and said , oh yeah ok you can go in , just don't start anything
I remember years ago I was standing in line to a night club to get in. by the time I got to the entrance the door staff wouldn't let me in with out a tie !
I remembered I had some jump leads in the car so went back and got them out there case and wrapped them round my kneck . I made my way back to the nightclub and the door staff looked at me and said , oh yeah ok you can go in , just don't start anything
Husky.
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Hell Razor5543
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Always remember there is somebody out there for everybody.
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Huskyxantia
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Who remembers when the magnet idear was used on the fuel lines to get better fuel consumption.. well I tried it , my car only went north .....
Husky.
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Hell Razor5543
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...while the diesel heater in the caravan headed South!Huskyxantia wrote: 16 Nov 2025, 18:25 Who remembers when the magnet idear was used on the fuel lines to get better fuel consumption.. well I tried it , my car only went north .....
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