Joke I found funny...

[Huskyxantia]

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's very heavy and the other’s a little lighter

[Hell Razor5543]

What is the difference between an elephant and a letterbox? If you don't know I'm not asking you to post a letter!

[CitroJim]

to all of those

[Gibbo2286]

This in another discussion:
donald said:
6 million pubic workers?
Wow, that's a huge and specialized profession!

[Hell Razor5543]

The Devil appears in a Church one Sunday, and almost everybody runs out of the Church in terror. Everybody except an elderly man. The Devil walks up to him and asks "Why are you not running in terror? Are you not frightened of me?". to which the elderly man responds "No, because I married your sister!".

[CitroJim]

This in another discussion:
donald said:
6 million pubic workers?
Wow, that's a huge and specialized profession!

I hear some of their duties can get a bit hairy at times...

[myglaren]

Not a joke as such but amusing nonetheless.

[Hell Razor5543]

That is a bit worrying. I now know that the machine that generates static electricity gets it "From the Grave"!

[myglaren]

First thing I thought of

[furriegurrie]

‘graf’ and ‘graaf’ are 2 totally different things. The first indeed means ‘grave’, the second is a title of a nobleman. Something like duke or count I believe.

[Paul-R]

If I'm allowed pick a nit on this, Van de Graaff is the correct spelling for the family name. Van der Graaf is the misspelled name that Peter Hammill and band settled on. Whilst I'm here, and talking of VdG, this is a favourite of mine:

[CitroJim]

My wife said she’d leave me unless I stopped making photography puns…

I said “Snap out of it, don’t be so negative, let’s see how things develop!”

Her face was a picture! She was out of the house in a flash…

[mickthemaverick]

I had to read that twice Jim, it didn't click the first time!

[Sloppysod]

I had to read that twice Jim, it didn't click the first time!

You really must focus on what matters Mick, and you would have got the picture.

[mickthemaverick]

I had to read that twice Jim, it didn't click the first time!

You really must focus on what matters Mick, and you would have got the picture.

Quite right Stu, I had to enlarge my thinking and it came to me As Soon As!!