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CitroJim wrote: 11 Nov 2025, 07:05 My wife said she’d leave me unless I stopped making photography puns…

I said “Snap out of it, don’t be so negative, let’s see how things develop!”

Her face was a picture! She was out of the house in a flash…
Terrible jokes really wind me on............
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Seems to be a theme developing here.
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In fact with this much material we could make a film!!! :-D
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I'm getting too much exposure to flashy puns so I'm going to go and sit in a dark room 🚨
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I was laughing so much I dropped the plates I was carrying!
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I've had enough of these photography puns.
Please, just f****** stop.
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=bobins post_id=854758 time=1762882403 user_id=13646]
I've had enough of these photography puns.
Please, just f****** stop.
8-[ :-D
Okay...from duckduck ai....
A photographer, known for his jest,
Had puns that put patience to test.
He declared with a sigh,
"No more puns, oh my!
Let's focus on photos, they're best!"
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:lol: to al of the above... Love it!
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If you think that your TV spying on your viewing habits, your fridge recording your food preferences and your microwave spying on you are really bad, just remember that your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years!
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Hell Razor5543 wrote: 14 Nov 2025, 21:15 If you think that your TV spying on your viewing habits, your fridge recording your food preferences and your microwave spying on you are really bad, just remember that your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years!
:lol:
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Different direction
I remember years ago I was standing in line to a night club to get in. by the time I got to the entrance the door staff wouldn't let me in with out a tie !
I remembered I had some jump leads in the car so went back and got them out there case and wrapped them round my kneck . I made my way back to the nightclub and the door staff looked at me and said , oh yeah ok you can go in , just don't start anything
Husky. :? Thinking outside of the box is better than sitting in a dark one.
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😆
Husky. :? Thinking outside of the box is better than sitting in a dark one.
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Who remembers when the magnet idear was used on the fuel lines to get better fuel consumption.. well I tried it , my car only went north .....
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Huskyxantia wrote: 16 Nov 2025, 18:25 Who remembers when the magnet idear was used on the fuel lines to get better fuel consumption.. well I tried it , my car only went north .....
...while the diesel heater in the caravan headed South!
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