Crank, no start....

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Excellent work and recount.
I particularly liked Cardboard Aided Design (one of my favourite tools. Also the following :-
Bobbins wrote:stereognosis
Another one for Neil there!
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myglaren wrote: 28 Apr 2024, 20:09 ...... Also the following :-
Bobbins wrote:stereognosis
Another one for Neil there!
Also known as - 'aving a grope. :lol:
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"Tactile examination" surely!
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That very much depends on the clientele :lol:
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Only a small update - I'd fitted the second hand Lithuanian air conditioning condenser the other week but only managed to get it into a garage this week to get the aircon system vac'd, tested, and filled. I'm very happy (actually, relieved !) to say the aircon all works as it should now :)

Obviously, over the last two days it's been absolutely necessary for me to take it out for a couple of test drives to make sure the aircon still works :-D
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Excellent!
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Just my silly mind but "Lithuanian air con condenser" sounds like a cracking euphemism (along lines of "Irish tumble dryer" https://www.ofah.net/blog/irish-fools-and-horses/ ) I wonder what it'd be the substitute term for? :)
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It sounds more like some codewords from spies meeting for the first time.

First spy - "Do you have a Lithuanian air conditioning condenser ?"

Second spy - "No I don't use them. I hear the geese are flying low this winter"

First spy - "It's good to see you Oleg, our country is pleased to welcome you "
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Lithuania seems to be quite a productive country for new/used/reconditioned parts, not sure if it's just French cars or if they do a bit of everything. Also, with reference to "Fabricobbling" & "CAD", were they borrowed from AvE, WWW or Matt? Some of my favourite youtube channels there :D

To my mind, a Lithuanian AC condenser would seem to be a synonym for "broken window" or perhaps "bypassed heater core" :?
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I've had a few new and used car things via Lithuania over the last few months and they've all been spot on and delivered in a timely manner and - much more importantly - cheaper than what I can get here :-D Rumour has it than there's a thriving industry in 'recycling' stolen cars over there...... but the same can be said for any country 8-[ The lot that I got my condenser from were happy to show pictures of the car it came from along with its chassis number so I'm not unduly bothered about it's provenance :)

As for fabricobbling - no idea where that came from but I've used it for years. I think Project Binky might be responsible for CAD - rather alarmingly, that's been ongoing for about a decade now. Where does the time go ? :(

WWW ?? Wes ? I wish I had his patience and knowledge. And his workshop :lol:
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