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Woman as explained by a mathematician:
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure!
I used to ride on two wheels, but now I need all four!
I used to ride on two wheels, but now I need all four!
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Woman as explained by a radio operator :
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure!
I used to ride on two wheels, but now I need all four!
I used to ride on two wheels, but now I need all four!
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If your better half sees these posts you may live to regret them.
Note 'may live'. Watch out for a new patio being planned.
Note 'may live'. Watch out for a new patio being planned.
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Even I'm not that daft Steve!! I showed them to her for approval before putting them up. Only one was disapproved so I am leaving that one out!!
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure!
I used to ride on two wheels, but now I need all four!
I used to ride on two wheels, but now I need all four!
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I sent it to my son then deleted it.
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The last of this little mini series:
Woman as explained by a military tactician:
Woman as explained by a military tactician:
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure!
I used to ride on two wheels, but now I need all four!
I used to ride on two wheels, but now I need all four!
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Yes.
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My wife never conformed to the stereotype and would definitely have taken the male option but halved the time.
Hated shopping.
Hated shopping.
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Re: Joke I found funny...
A secretary got an expensive PEN as a birthday gift from her boss.
She sent her boss a 'Thank You' via SMS. The wife read the text and angrily shows her husband the message:
"Your penis wonderful, I enjoyed using it last night. Thanks"
Moral:- Space is essential in every successful married life
She sent her boss a 'Thank You' via SMS. The wife read the text and angrily shows her husband the message:
"Your penis wonderful, I enjoyed using it last night. Thanks"
Moral:- Space is essential in every successful married life
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure!
I used to ride on two wheels, but now I need all four!
I used to ride on two wheels, but now I need all four!
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I wasn’t allowed to say anything until today, but it's now okay for me to share that I have volunteered for the Covid-19 vaccine trials that Addenbrookes are running in partnership with Cambridge University.
The vaccine is the one that has been developed in Russia. I received my first dose this morning 06:20, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι я чувю себя немного стрно и я думю, что вытл осные уши. чувству себя
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What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
a shoe
a shoe
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My granddad always used to say, "As one door closes another one opens". Lovely man. And terrible cabinet maker.