Joke I found funny...

[mickthemaverick]

Woman as explained by a mathematician:

SBM

[mickthemaverick]

Woman as explained by a radio operator :

sbm

[myglaren]

If your better half sees these posts you may live to regret them.

Note 'may live'. Watch out for a new patio being planned.

[mickthemaverick]

Even I'm not that daft Steve!! I showed them to her for approval before putting them up. Only one was disapproved so I am leaving that one out!!

[Peter.N.]

I sent it to my son then deleted it.

Peter

[mickthemaverick]

The last of this little mini series:

Woman as explained by a military tactician:

SFM

[Peter.N.]

Yes.

Peter

[myglaren]

My wife never conformed to the stereotype and would definitely have taken the male option but halved the time.
Hated shopping.

[mickthemaverick]

A secretary got an expensive PEN as a birthday gift from her boss.
She sent her boss a 'Thank You' via SMS. The wife read the text and angrily shows her husband the message:

"Your penis wonderful, I enjoyed using it last night. Thanks"

Moral:- Space is essential in every successful married life

[myglaren]

[Fake Concern]

[CitroJim]

Love it

[myglaren]

I wasn’t allowed to say anything until today, but it's now okay for me to share that I have volunteered for the Covid-19 vaccine trials that Addenbrookes are running in partnership with Cambridge University.


The vaccine is the one that has been developed in Russia. I received my first dose this morning 06:20, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with ?o side effects whatsoeve?, and that I feelsh?? ? ???? ???? ??????? ????? ? ? ????, ??? ???? ????? ???. ??????? ????

[Fake Concern]

What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

a shoe

[Karata]

My granddad always used to say, "As one door closes another one opens". Lovely man. And terrible cabinet maker.