I think I'm beginning to lose the thread . . .
Notices..what have you spotted?
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Re: Notices..what have you spotted?
I think I'm beginning to lose the thread . . .
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Re: Notices..what have you spotted?
van ordinaire wrote: ↑07 Aug 2017, 00:33
I think I'm beginning to lose the thread . . .
My wife only ever tells jokes about wool, she's a knit wit
Oh buggle
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Re: Notices..what have you spotted?
doctle wrote: ↑07 Aug 2017, 09:08
My wife only ever tells jokes about wool, she's a knit wit
To all of that!
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Re: Notices..what have you spotted?
Glad you've cottoned on -
Fray'd it's the best I can do, darn it.
No more flannel, nothing shoddy, no more loose ends.
Enough, enough!
I think all this is starting to unravel.
Fray'd it's the best I can do, darn it.
No more flannel, nothing shoddy, no more loose ends.
Enough, enough!
I think all this is starting to unravel.
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If you sew thyme together a German is unable to say no, a stitch in thyme saves nein
Oh buggle
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Can't help thinking, someone's trying to pull the wool over our eyes - & hopes we won't notice!
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Re: Notices..what have you spotted?
van ordinaire wrote: ↑08 Aug 2017, 01:51 Can't help thinking, someone's trying to pull the wool over our eyes - & hopes we won't notice!
I think we need to put a blanket ban on such puns.......
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Re: Notices..what have you spotted?
No wonder the UK produced so many budding gag-writers...
Galton & Simpson, Cook, Moore, Miller, Bennett, two Ronnies, Cleese, Cryer, Fry . . .
We don't have a lot to thank all those single-sex grammar and boarding schools for, but years of boring lessons and irrelevance certainly threw up some comic gems.
Good to see us keeping them alive!
Quite a turn-up really.
No, no, stop it, stop it!
Galton & Simpson, Cook, Moore, Miller, Bennett, two Ronnies, Cleese, Cryer, Fry . . .
We don't have a lot to thank all those single-sex grammar and boarding schools for, but years of boring lessons and irrelevance certainly threw up some comic gems.
Good to see us keeping them alive!
Quite a turn-up really.
No, no, stop it, stop it!
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Re: Notices..what have you spotted?
I think I shall head out and weft along in my orange blooded C5,
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Hell Razor5543 wrote: ↑08 Aug 2017, 11:24 I think I shall head out and weft along in my orange blooded C5,
And I shall do my Zebedee impressions in my hard as nails 207
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Re: Notices..what have you spotted?
Exploring the current thread of the thread "The Rules to be observed in The Mill" are worth a peruse.
Like the sheepish reference to the "Toilet" as "the Necessary".
Like the sheepish reference to the "Toilet" as "the Necessary".
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"If two persons are known to be in one Necessary together they shall be fined: & if any Man is found to be in a Women's Necessary he shall be instantly dismissed"
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NewcastleFalcon wrote: ↑08 Aug 2017, 15:07 "If two persons are known to be in one Necessary together they shall be fined: & if any Man is found to be in a Women's Necessary he shall be instantly dismissed"
Good rules those I tend to be in some agreement with them...
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So sexist: no penalty for a woman in the men's! (although 2 would, presumably, be dismissed)
If there are known to be 2 men in a women's AND they are found there, do they get fined & dismissed?
Of course now they'd plead fluidity & claim the right to be in whichever one they felt like that day.
If there are known to be 2 men in a women's AND they are found there, do they get fined & dismissed?
Of course now they'd plead fluidity & claim the right to be in whichever one they felt like that day.
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Re: Notices..what have you spotted?
van ordinaire wrote: ↑09 Aug 2017, 03:00 So sexist: no penalty for a woman in the men's! (although 2 would, presumably, be dismissed)
If there are known to be 2 men in a women's AND they are found there, do they get fined & dismissed?
Of course now they'd plead fluidity & claim the right to be in whichever one they felt like that day.
Is that another name for diarrhoea
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