Best fix for this Eric, is to get yourself a Chromebook

That was my solution to Windows problems and I've never looked back...
The occasional times I must use my Windows laptop I find it runs like an arthritic sloth because it's so preoccupied with updating itself...
Chromebook updates are unobtrusive and simply involve a quick restart to apply... I've so far found nothing mainstream that it can't do for me save my weekly shopping market research upload - got to be done as it earns me Amazon vouchers - and a bit of video editing, a job I might need to do once in a blue moon or two...
The Chromebook is definitely a sanity saver

It ties you tightly into Google but that's of no consequence to me... I use Google for everything...