Apparently I need to learn to drive

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Apparently I need to learn to drive

Post by Skull » 06 Jul 2015, 14:23

:rofl2:

I have 30 years driving experience Bikes, Cars, Lorry, Tanks, Articulated and in all road conditions from the Arctic to the Desert but I have yet to master Supermarket car parks apparently ... :oops:

After dropping off SWMBO I was driving too slowly, so the woman in her X5 decided to commence reversing out of a Supermarket parking bay whilst on her mobile Ignorant phone, I stopped and allowed her to complete her call and maneuver, the other woman involved, who had meanwhile, also reversed half-way out of her bay before she saw me and wondered why I was still obstructing her probably agrees with the first woman who after finishing her call and completing her reverse maneuver also wondered where the hell I had come from as she had previously been oblivious to my patience but now 'we' were obstructing her it was obviously all my fault, she seems to think I need more lessons, [-X Whilst I admire the multitasking capabilities of the X5 driver to conduct a 'reverse call' whilst also assessing my driving I would still like a graceful wave of her sandwich-holding other hand :rofl2:

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Re: Apparently I need to learn to drive

Post by Stickyfinger » 06 Jul 2015, 14:44

She is a busy Mum, it is and will be Always your fault.....

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Re: Apparently I need to learn to drive

Post by Skull » 06 Jul 2015, 14:54

:roll: Not you as well :wink:

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Re: Apparently I need to learn to drive

Post by Stickyfinger » 06 Jul 2015, 15:15

Shut up and stop interrupting me.... I'm eating my diet in one mouthful so I can hide from my Husband why my backside is 350% bigger than 5 years ago when I married him.

Is this her ?
http://www.boreme.com/posting.php?id=24541#.VZqUlvl8Hd4

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Re: Apparently I need to learn to drive

Post by Skull » 06 Jul 2015, 16:05

As 3-point turns go THAT wasn't TOO bad =D>

They'll never notice the imprints through the windscreens :rofl2:

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Re: Apparently I need to learn to drive

Post by isisalar » 08 Jul 2015, 17:19

That reminds me, BMW stands for bad mannered ??????