Apparently I need to learn to drive
Moderator: RichardW
- Skull
- Donor 2024
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- Location: Darlington Co Durham
- My Cars: Citroën Xantia XII HDi
Citroën AX XII
Missing AX 1.4D Echo - x 223
Apparently I need to learn to drive
I have 30 years driving experience Bikes, Cars, Lorry, Tanks, Articulated and in all road conditions from the Arctic to the Desert but I have yet to master Supermarket car parks apparently ...
After dropping off SWMBO I was driving too slowly, so the woman in her X5 decided to commence reversing out of a Supermarket parking bay whilst on her mobile Ignorant phone, I stopped and allowed her to complete her call and maneuver, the other woman involved, who had meanwhile, also reversed half-way out of her bay before she saw me and wondered why I was still obstructing her probably agrees with the first woman who after finishing her call and completing her reverse maneuver also wondered where the hell I had come from as she had previously been oblivious to my patience but now 'we' were obstructing her it was obviously all my fault, she seems to think I need more lessons, Whilst I admire the multitasking capabilities of the X5 driver to conduct a 'reverse call' whilst also assessing my driving I would still like a graceful wave of her sandwich-holding other hand
On my 4th Citroën Xantia (X2 HDi (110))
Citroën sAXo Memphis Mk II
Gone
Xantia x3 (2.0i TCT Activa)(2.1 TD SX)(1.9 TD Estate)
Xsara HDi VTR Coupe / Saxo 1.1i / BX 1.9 d / 4 x AX's (1.4D /1.5D)
2 x 406 (1.9 TD Estate/2.1 TD Saloon) 405 1.9 D Estate 306 1.9 XTDT Hatch
Citroën sAXo Memphis Mk II
Gone
Xantia x3 (2.0i TCT Activa)(2.1 TD SX)(1.9 TD Estate)
Xsara HDi VTR Coupe / Saxo 1.1i / BX 1.9 d / 4 x AX's (1.4D /1.5D)
2 x 406 (1.9 TD Estate/2.1 TD Saloon) 405 1.9 D Estate 306 1.9 XTDT Hatch
- Stickyfinger
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Xm 2.1TD Ph2 Exclusive
AX, little Daffodil
SAXO White Mk1. Sally - x 1280
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Re: Apparently I need to learn to drive
She is a busy Mum, it is and will be Always your fault.....
Alasdair
Activa, the Moose Rider
3x C5x7 Steering racks and counting
Activa, the Moose Rider
3x C5x7 Steering racks and counting
- Skull
- Donor 2024
- Posts: 939
- Joined: 02 Aug 2013, 13:35
- Location: Darlington Co Durham
- My Cars: Citroën Xantia XII HDi
Citroën AX XII
Missing AX 1.4D Echo - x 223
Re: Apparently I need to learn to drive
Not you as well
On my 4th Citroën Xantia (X2 HDi (110))
Citroën sAXo Memphis Mk II
Gone
Xantia x3 (2.0i TCT Activa)(2.1 TD SX)(1.9 TD Estate)
Xsara HDi VTR Coupe / Saxo 1.1i / BX 1.9 d / 4 x AX's (1.4D /1.5D)
2 x 406 (1.9 TD Estate/2.1 TD Saloon) 405 1.9 D Estate 306 1.9 XTDT Hatch
Citroën sAXo Memphis Mk II
Gone
Xantia x3 (2.0i TCT Activa)(2.1 TD SX)(1.9 TD Estate)
Xsara HDi VTR Coupe / Saxo 1.1i / BX 1.9 d / 4 x AX's (1.4D /1.5D)
2 x 406 (1.9 TD Estate/2.1 TD Saloon) 405 1.9 D Estate 306 1.9 XTDT Hatch
- Stickyfinger
- (Donor 2016)
- Posts: 10411
- Joined: 28 Mar 2013, 21:05
- Location: Somset my lovleee
- My Cars: Xantia V6 ACTIVA 3ltr 24v Manual p1
Xm 2.1TD Ph2 Exclusive
AX, little Daffodil
SAXO White Mk1. Sally - x 1280
- Contact:
Re: Apparently I need to learn to drive
Shut up and stop interrupting me.... I'm eating my diet in one mouthful so I can hide from my Husband why my backside is 350% bigger than 5 years ago when I married him.
Is this her ?
http://www.boreme.com/posting.php?id=24541#.VZqUlvl8Hd4
Is this her ?
http://www.boreme.com/posting.php?id=24541#.VZqUlvl8Hd4
Alasdair
Activa, the Moose Rider
3x C5x7 Steering racks and counting
Activa, the Moose Rider
3x C5x7 Steering racks and counting
- Skull
- Donor 2024
- Posts: 939
- Joined: 02 Aug 2013, 13:35
- Location: Darlington Co Durham
- My Cars: Citroën Xantia XII HDi
Citroën AX XII
Missing AX 1.4D Echo - x 223
Re: Apparently I need to learn to drive
As 3-point turns go THAT wasn't TOO bad
They'll never notice the imprints through the windscreens
They'll never notice the imprints through the windscreens
On my 4th Citroën Xantia (X2 HDi (110))
Citroën sAXo Memphis Mk II
Gone
Xantia x3 (2.0i TCT Activa)(2.1 TD SX)(1.9 TD Estate)
Xsara HDi VTR Coupe / Saxo 1.1i / BX 1.9 d / 4 x AX's (1.4D /1.5D)
2 x 406 (1.9 TD Estate/2.1 TD Saloon) 405 1.9 D Estate 306 1.9 XTDT Hatch
Citroën sAXo Memphis Mk II
Gone
Xantia x3 (2.0i TCT Activa)(2.1 TD SX)(1.9 TD Estate)
Xsara HDi VTR Coupe / Saxo 1.1i / BX 1.9 d / 4 x AX's (1.4D /1.5D)
2 x 406 (1.9 TD Estate/2.1 TD Saloon) 405 1.9 D Estate 306 1.9 XTDT Hatch
Re: Apparently I need to learn to drive
That reminds me, BMW stands for bad mannered ??????
J reg 1.9d auto BX first Citroen
M reg 1.9d auto Xantia lx
N reg 1.9 td Xantia VSX Estate
T reg 2.0HDI Xantia Exclusive Estate Present car
M reg 106 diesel red
L reg 106 diesel white
02 Saxo 1.1i desire wife's present car(sadly now very ill cambelt gone- Doh)
M reg 1.9d auto Xantia lx
N reg 1.9 td Xantia VSX Estate
T reg 2.0HDI Xantia Exclusive Estate Present car
M reg 106 diesel red
L reg 106 diesel white
02 Saxo 1.1i desire wife's present car(sadly now very ill cambelt gone- Doh)