Apparently I need to learn to drive

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Apparently I need to learn to drive

Post by Skull »

:rofl2:

I have 30 years driving experience Bikes, Cars, Lorry, Tanks, Articulated and in all road conditions from the Arctic to the Desert but I have yet to master Supermarket car parks apparently ... :oops:

After dropping off SWMBO I was driving too slowly, so the woman in her X5 decided to commence reversing out of a Supermarket parking bay whilst on her mobile Ignorant phone, I stopped and allowed her to complete her call and maneuver, the other woman involved, who had meanwhile, also reversed half-way out of her bay before she saw me and wondered why I was still obstructing her probably agrees with the first woman who after finishing her call and completing her reverse maneuver also wondered where the hell I had come from as she had previously been oblivious to my patience but now 'we' were obstructing her it was obviously all my fault, she seems to think I need more lessons, [-X Whilst I admire the multitasking capabilities of the X5 driver to conduct a 'reverse call' whilst also assessing my driving I would still like a graceful wave of her sandwich-holding other hand :rofl2:
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Re: Apparently I need to learn to drive

Post by Stickyfinger »

She is a busy Mum, it is and will be Always your fault.....
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Re: Apparently I need to learn to drive

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:roll: Not you as well :wink:
On my 4th Citroën Xantia (X2 HDi (110))
Citroën sAXo Memphis Mk II
Gone
Xantia x3 (2.0i TCT Activa)(2.1 TD SX)(1.9 TD Estate)
Xsara HDi VTR Coupe / Saxo 1.1i / BX 1.9 d / 4 x AX's (1.4D /1.5D)
2 x 406 (1.9 TD Estate/2.1 TD Saloon) 405 1.9 D Estate 306 1.9 XTDT Hatch
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Post by Stickyfinger »

Shut up and stop interrupting me.... I'm eating my diet in one mouthful so I can hide from my Husband why my backside is 350% bigger than 5 years ago when I married him.

Is this her ?
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Re: Apparently I need to learn to drive

Post by Skull »

As 3-point turns go THAT wasn't TOO bad =D>

They'll never notice the imprints through the windscreens :rofl2:
On my 4th Citroën Xantia (X2 HDi (110))
Citroën sAXo Memphis Mk II
Gone
Xantia x3 (2.0i TCT Activa)(2.1 TD SX)(1.9 TD Estate)
Xsara HDi VTR Coupe / Saxo 1.1i / BX 1.9 d / 4 x AX's (1.4D /1.5D)
2 x 406 (1.9 TD Estate/2.1 TD Saloon) 405 1.9 D Estate 306 1.9 XTDT Hatch
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Re: Apparently I need to learn to drive

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That reminds me, BMW stands for bad mannered ??????
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