ID dash lights...do you know what they are screaming about ?

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ID dash lights...do you know what they are screaming about ?

Post by Stickyfinger » 15 Jan 2015, 12:10

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Re: ID dash lights...do you know what they are screaming abo

Post by citronut » 15 Jan 2015, 14:07

i think maybe No. 60 is the in car breathalyser two stronger smell of alcohol in the car warning :shock: :-D :lol: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :wink:

and 61 is to tell you its raining

17 and 18 telling you you have the wrong coloured shoes on

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Re: ID dash lights...do you know what they are screaming abo

Post by Stickyfinger » 15 Jan 2015, 15:22

41....Tesco Petrol ?

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Post by harryp » 15 Jan 2015, 15:32

29.....your driving has terrified the passenger?

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Re: ID dash lights...do you know what they are screaming abo

Post by Stickyfinger » 15 Jan 2015, 16:12

21....American in the seat

43...Halfords employee in the seat

39...Buster Gonad is your passenger

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Post by CitroJim » 15 Jan 2015, 17:28

Stickyfinger wrote:21....American in the seat

43...Halfords employee in the seat

39...Buster Gonad is your passenger
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Re: ID dash lights...do you know what they are screaming abo

Post by Stickyfinger » 15 Jan 2015, 18:34

47....''Sticky !!!.....don't park on a hill you know what happens !

55.....Good shot Sir, but should you be using a longbow whilst driving ?

37.....Miley Cyrus is driving

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Re: ID dash lights...do you know what they are screaming abo

Post by CitroJim » 15 Jan 2015, 18:57

61: Sad windscreen...

26: Bondage party in close proximity...

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Post by citronut » 15 Jan 2015, 19:33

28 tear down the dotted line or is that perforation :teabag: :teabag:

52 your bonnet is open, what you mean you wouldn't notice :roll: :shock: :yikes:

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Post by bobins » 15 Jan 2015, 19:37

16...... Warning, car stuck in Toblerone.

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Post by Stickyfinger » 15 Jan 2015, 19:45

bobins wrote:16...... Warning, car stuck in Toblerone.
LOL....giggle giggle


38......Bruce Forsyth Driving

11.....Warning, your wife is ovulating, apply 56 later

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ID dash lights...do you know what they are screaming about ?

Post by addo » 15 Jan 2015, 21:27

I had tears of laughter down my face about the Toblerone comment.

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45: Topic may be shredded

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Re: ID dash lights...do you know what they are screaming abo

Post by Stickyfinger » 15 Jan 2015, 23:56

12.....Luke____use the force Luke,____ use the force

27.....Hispanic suspension fitted

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Post by old-un77 » 16 Jan 2015, 00:34

27............do you want to be on top this time? or shall I?
8......your implant is leaking.......
7.......are you sure its THIS way?
39............B J in progress!?
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