ID dash lights...do you know what they are screaming about ?

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ID dash lights...do you know what they are screaming about ?

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i think maybe No. 60 is the in car breathalyser two stronger smell of alcohol in the car warning :shock: :-D :lol: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :wink:

and 61 is to tell you its raining

17 and 18 telling you you have the wrong coloured shoes on
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41....Tesco Petrol ?
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29.....your driving has terrified the passenger?
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21....American in the seat

43...Halfords employee in the seat

39...Buster Gonad is your passenger
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Stickyfinger wrote:21....American in the seat

43...Halfords employee in the seat

39...Buster Gonad is your passenger
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47....''Sticky !!!.....don't park on a hill you know what happens !

55.....Good shot Sir, but should you be using a longbow whilst driving ?

37.....Miley Cyrus is driving
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61: Sad windscreen...

26: Bondage party in close proximity...
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28 tear down the dotted line or is that perforation :teabag: :teabag:

52 your bonnet is open, what you mean you wouldn't notice :roll: :shock: :yikes:
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16...... Warning, car stuck in Toblerone.
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bobins wrote:16...... Warning, car stuck in Toblerone.
LOL....giggle giggle


38......Bruce Forsyth Driving

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I had tears of laughter down my face about the Toblerone comment.
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12.....Luke____use the force Luke,____ use the force

27.....Hispanic suspension fitted
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27............do you want to be on top this time? or shall I?
8......your implant is leaking.......
7.......are you sure its THIS way?
39............B J in progress!?
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