Berlingo battles and DRKpers

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Mike, I would love it, but I don't have the space or wherewithal for it.

However, if a second set of eyes could help get those brakes working let me know.
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northern_mike wrote: For some reason the shoes popped out of position, not once, but twice,
its probably those stupid cone shaped retaining springs not seated properly Mike,

they can try anyone's patience,

what i do is have the eyelet blade thingy vertical and the hook end of the spring, put a blade of a flat bladed screw driver through the open/outer end of the spring, and with the blade horizontal so it can push and tilt the hook end of the spring,

now with the other hand rotate the base at the back/outside of the back plate of the eyelet till the eye goes over the hook,

hope this helps,
Regards, malcolm.

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nudge nudge

howz derk's brakes coming along Mike
Regards, malcolm.

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layed up roppy 1.9TD XANT estate, now gone to meet her maker
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1972 DS special been layed up aprox 31 years
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I gave up on it Malcolm. I decided I don't understand this weird old technology and it's now sat on the drive and I sometimes stare angrily at it.

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Drum brakes are the work of the devil Mike..

Stop looking angrily at it. have a few days off and then walk up to it with purpose and show it just who's boss and the request with some authority that it gets its act together and starts behaving otherwise you'll set CitroJim onto it...

Seriously, if it's still peeing you off in early June, I may be able to offer you a day...
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And if that doesn't work I have a 1kg lump hammer that you can borrow!
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And if all else fails I'll give you the c2, a macdonalds happy meal, a Mars bar, and a citroen sticker for it. :-D :lol:
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daviemck2006 wrote:And if all else fails I'll give you the c2, a macdonalds happy meal, a Mars bar, and a citroen sticker for it. :-D :lol:
Careful Davie, the happy meal might just swing it for Mike but only if it still has the toy in it...
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Not to put you off, Davie, but I think your son will then say something like "As you wouldn't get me a quad bike I'll use this instead", especially if you get the race tuned engine fitted!
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CitroJim wrote:Drum brakes are the work of the devil Mike..

Stop looking angrily at it. have a few days off and then walk up to it with purpose and show it just who's boss and the request with some authority that it gets its act together and starts behaving otherwise you'll set CitroJim onto it...

Seriously, if it's still peeing you off in early June, I may be able to offer you a day...
It will definitely still be peeing me off by then Jim, it's the devil's own vehicle! I have gone as far as getting a gunsons' ezibleed thing to bleed the brakes for the next attempt.

I think some of the pingfuckit springs that Malcolm mentions are *old* and may have shortened. I'm not 100% sure.
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Ha! Your profanity filter didn't get that one :-p
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daviemck2006 wrote:And if all else fails I'll give you the c2, a macdonalds happy meal, a Mars bar, and a citroen sticker for it. :-D :lol:
It's actually the only vehicle I've driven for 22 hours without a break, and you know what, not a single ache or pain after that.
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northern_mike wrote:
daviemck2006 wrote:And if all else fails I'll give you the c2, a macdonalds happy meal, a Mars bar, and a citroen sticker for it. :-D :lol:
It's actually the only vehicle I've driven for 22 hours without a break, and you know what, not a single ache or pain after that.
And THAT is a very good reason to keep it!
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That's actually serious food for thought. Very interesting!
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i think you need to rip out all that orible Rhino= renault junk and fit dershy bits instead :roll: :twisted: :-D :rofl2:
Regards, malcolm.

current ride a BX 1.7 TZD estate
1986 MK1 BX 1.9na D Auto(in Mothman Andy's stable )
layed up roppy 1.9TD XANT estate, now gone to meet her maker
purple and lilac metalic 2CV(VIOLET)registered to her in doors
1972 DS special been layed up aprox 31 years