Joke I found funny...

[Paul-R]

Not being a killjoy but I can't see anything wrong with that.

[mickthemaverick]

Not being a killjoy but I can't see anything wrong with that.

I think that is an example of Suppliers assuming the worst in terms of the intelligence of their customers, and covering themselves against a possible claim for 'plastic poisoning' !! I have to agree it is laughable!!

[bobins]

I've often wondered about the ones that say : "Remove outer packaging and film lid"

What am I supposed to do with the film I've taken - upload it to Youtube ??

[CitroJim]

I've often wondered about the ones that say : "Remove outer packaging and film lid"

What am I supposed to do with the film I've taken - upload it to Youtube ??

[myglaren]

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, the creator of Sherlock Holmes, once traveled to Switzerland. Upon arriving, he took a taxi, and the driver told him that he would not charge him if he would kindly sign and dedicate a book for him.

Surprised, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle asked the taxi driver how he knew that he was a writer. The driver replied:

"Easy — your shoes are covered with a kind of dust that isn’t from here. From the design of the shoes, I can tell they’re English, so that’s English dust. You also have an ink stain on your fingers, so you must be a writer — and a British one."

Amazed, Conan Doyle responded:

"You’re smarter than Sherlock Holmes!"

"Yes, sir," said the driver, "and besides, your luggage clearly says Arthur Conan Doyle on it."

[CitroJim]

^^

[Hell Razor5543]

I have recently found out WHY vampires drink your blood. It is the only way they can get vitamin D! They cannot get it the way everything else does (look what happens when a vampire goes out in the sunlight!).

[Stickyfinger]

I have recently found out WHY vampires drink your blood. It is the only way they can get vitamin D! They cannot get it the way everything else does (look what happens when a vampire goes out in the sunlight!).

It begs the question, why don't they eat Salmon ?....some bats like fish !

[CitroJim]

Or do as I do and take a supplement

[myglaren]

[Hell Razor5543]

Jonathon Jetski, the inventor and designer of the jetski, died last week aged 87. The funeral is next Tuesday, followed by the wake.

[CitroJim]

Jonathon Jetski, the inventor and designer of the jetski, died last week aged 87. The funeral is next Tuesday, followed by the wake.

You're really coming out with some right crackers recently James

[Hell Razor5543]

One day Susie asks her Mum "Mummy, why do you cut off the ends of the sausages when you cook them?". Her Mum replies "Well, Susie, that is the way my Mum used cook them". The next time Susie saw her Granny she asked "Granny, why do you cut off the ends of the sausages before you cook them?". Granny replied "That is how my Mum used to cook them". So, when Susie next saw her Great Grandmother she asked "Gran-Gran, why did you cut off the ends of the sausages before you cook them, like Granny and Mum do?", to which Great Grandmother responds

Spoiler: show

"Are they STILL using that tiny frying pan?"!

[Huskyxantia]

How you get a one armed man out of a tree

Spoiler: show

wave to him

[Huskyxantia]

Never have a race with a hair dreser they will always win , they know all the short cuts