Joke I found funny...

[mickthemaverick]

Anyone else see the funny side of this extract from my ebay orders list?

MTMO

[MattBLancs]

Anyone else see the funny side of this extract from my ebay orders list?

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tracking?

[Hell Razor5543]

I have a black eye in Karate.

[CitroJim]

I have a black eye in Karate.

I once had a broken rib in Karate... Not an joke and at the time not funny... I can now look back and smile about it...

[MattBLancs]

Thought that was the point of karate - go there and get belted?

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definition 2
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictio ... ish/belted

[mickthemaverick]

A comment from a 9 year old after hearing that Donald Trump has put a 25% tariff on imported aluminum.

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We'll just sell him aluminium instead!!

[CitroJim]

Thought that was the point of karate - go there and get belted?

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Cambridge Dictionary

I do like that dictionary Matt

[CitroJim]

A comment from a 9 year old after hearing that Donald Trump has put a 25% tariff on imported aluminum.

Good thinking!

The Irish have a similar problem - currently they have a water shortage so to make it go further they're diluting it...

[Stickyfinger]

A comment from a 9 year old after hearing that Donald Trump has put a 25% tariff on imported aluminum.

Good thinking!

The Irish have a similar problem - currently they have a water shortage so to make it go further they're diluting it...

Just sell them some of this..........

[Hell Razor5543]

Found on a Google search;

"First mentioned in The Colour of Magic, this "anti-ocean" is located in the Great Nef desert. This is an incredibly dry desert, to the point it has negative rainfall. As a consequence of this, the Great Nef is home to the Dehydrated Ocean, which consists of water in an uncommon fourth state (it dehydrates, leaving a silvery mildew-like free­flowing sand), and Light Dams, which dam up and save the Discworld's slow-moving, syrup-like light. It has very strange fish, possibly like those of the Ankh river."

[Stickyfinger]

A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.

Doctor: Don't worry. You had twins, a boy and a girl and your brother named them for you.

Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name them?

Doctor: Denise

Woman: That's not too bad. What about the boy?

Doctor: Denephew

[Stickyfinger]

My wife was upstairs and she shouted down to me.

“Do you ever get a shooting pain in your chest like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they are stabbing it?”

“No! Never!!” I replied.

There was a short pause… and then she said.

“How about now?”

[myglaren]

I went to my allotment today and found that there was twice as much soil as there was a week ago.
The plot thickens...

[Stickyfinger]

I went to my allotment today and found that there was twice as much soil as there was a week ago.
The plot thickens...

Should that not be "the plot is deeper than I thought"

[CitroJim]

The quality of this thread is improving no end

I actually giggled at all the new posts since yesterday morning!

Keep it up, I need all the giggles I can get