Notices..what have you spotted?

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Not a notice but a comment I heard, an old boy say: "When I was a lad I'd look at a pretty girl and think 'nice boobs' now I get out of the bath look at myself in the mirror and think 'nice boobs' "
Man is, by nature, a lazy beast, he does not need twice encouraging to do nothing.
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Spotted at the running event I attended yesterday...
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Mine would be flabbergasted!

I also liked this one too...
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Heck, I hope that sort of thing does't catch on... :shock:
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This one made me grin. pinched it from the Birmingham forum.
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Sorry no photo but,
Just south of Wansford on the A1, there is a sign that reads “Street lights switched off for safety reasons” 🤔

No idea what that is supposed to mean.

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He's been reading "Eats, Shoots and Leaves...".
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