Erm, Deja Vu (from 01/12/2020!).Huskyxantia wrote: ↑11 Dec 2020, 09:10 So ...
Heres a little story...
A guy goes to a pet store to buy a goldfish. The salesman asks him, "Do you want an aquarium?" The guy responds, "I don't care what star sign it is!"
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Memory like a gold fishHell Razor5543 wrote: ↑11 Dec 2020, 11:20Erm, Deja Vu (from 01/12/2020!).Huskyxantia wrote: ↑11 Dec 2020, 09:10 So ...
Heres a little story...
A guy goes to a pet store to buy a goldfish. The salesman asks him, "Do you want an aquarium?" The guy responds, "I don't care what star sign it is!"
Thank you and Good night
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It has been proven that goldfish have a memory span of three months!Huskyxantia wrote: ↑11 Dec 2020, 16:42Memory like a gold fishHell Razor5543 wrote: ↑11 Dec 2020, 11:20Erm, Deja Vu (from 01/12/2020!).Huskyxantia wrote: ↑11 Dec 2020, 09:10 So ...
Heres a little story...
A guy goes to a pet store to buy a goldfish. The salesman asks him, "Do you want an aquarium?" The guy responds, "I don't care what star sign it is!"
Thank you and Good night
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Memory worse than a goldfish? Surely the ultimate insult!
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Goldfish walks into a bar
Must be evolution as they cant swim
And if it was over three months ago they'd of forgotten anyway.
Must be evolution as they cant swim
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Friend just told me he'd applied for a job in the Citroen museum.
Apparently he was up against the deadline for getting his application in.
They seemed to want two CV's . . .
Apparently he was up against the deadline for getting his application in.
They seemed to want two CV's . . .
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white exec wrote: ↑12 Dec 2020, 09:47 Friend just told me he'd applied for a job in the Citroen museum.
Apparently he was up against the deadline for getting his application in.
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Last night a big fight broke out in my local chip shop
The Cod got battered
The Cod got battered
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Only because the haddock had a chip on his shoulder!!Huskyxantia wrote: ↑12 Dec 2020, 10:49 Last night a big fight broke out in my local chip shop
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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn’t get his kn*b out of the chicken
Now I'm banned .....
Now I'm banned .....
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What's 8'' x 10'' and half eaten ?
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