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Alex(i)a fun questions......

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Alexia What's wrong with my car?
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You have a general misfire. Don't worry I have found a solution to your problem. Follow the instructions here
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Must ask my Alexa that. Haven't conversed with her for about six weeks (she is relegated to the 'workshop' :roll: )
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Have you tried "Alexa, open the pod bay doors please"?
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Oh yes :)
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I introduced Michel to that little Easter Egg!
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There's loads but I can't do with reading all the drivel from Amazon.


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NewcastleFalcon wrote: 18 Jun 2018, 08:28
Q
Alexia What's wrong with my car?
A
You have a general misfire. Don't worry I have found a solution to your problem. Follow the instructions here
Q
Alexia I did follow your advice but on the way I saw a Citroen Dealer and noticed that they did "diagnostics", what did they say?
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You have a general Misfire. Please follow my previous advice immediately or alternatively follow the instructions here
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Hell Razor5543 wrote: 18 Jun 2018, 21:56 Have you tried "Alexa, open the pod bay doors please"?

Come on Guys, what was the reply?
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Not sure about Alexa as I don’t have that contraption, Siri is bad enough and this is what she says in response!
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Sloppysod wrote: 19 Jun 2018, 20:42
Hell Razor5543 wrote: 18 Jun 2018, 21:56 Have you tried "Alexa, open the pod bay doors please"?

Come on Guys, what was the reply?
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... and get a life.
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Q
Alexia Could you leave the room and take Siri with you please?
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I have a contract get used to it!
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Alexa!
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