Alex(i)a fun questions......

[NewcastleFalcon]

Q
Alexia What's wrong with my car?

A
You have a general misfire. Don't worry I have found a solution to your problem. Follow the instructions here

Regards Neil

[myglaren]

Must ask my Alexa that. Haven't conversed with her for about six weeks (she is relegated to the 'workshop' )

[Hell Razor5543]

Have you tried "Alexa, open the pod bay doors please"?

[myglaren]

Oh yes

[Hell Razor5543]

I introduced Michel to that little Easter Egg!

[myglaren]

There's loads but I can't do with reading all the drivel from Amazon.


I asked the stupid thing to play Georgia Dagaki.

"I'm sorry, I have no songs by Georgia Dogfood"

[NewcastleFalcon]

Q
Alexia What's wrong with my car?

A
You have a general misfire. Don't worry I have found a solution to your problem. Follow the instructions here

Q
Alexia I did follow your advice but on the way I saw a Citroen Dealer and noticed that they did "diagnostics", what did they say?

A
You have a general Misfire. Please follow my previous advice immediately or alternatively follow the instructions here

Regards Neil

[Sloppysod]

Have you tried "Alexa, open the pod bay doors please"?

Come on Guys, what was the reply?

[GiveMeABreak]

Not sure about Alexa as I don’t have that contraption, Siri is bad enough and this is what she says in response!

[myglaren]

[Hell Razor5543]

Have you tried "Alexa, open the pod bay doors please"?

Come on Guys, what was the reply?

[GiveMeABreak]

... and get a life.

[NewcastleFalcon]

Q
Alexia Could you leave the room and take Siri with you please?

A
I have a contract get used to it!

Regards Neil

[myglaren]

Alexa!
"Who is the fairest of them all"?

[myglaren]