Yes there was one of those cardboard cut out Policemen in a small Boots chemist at the little place of "Sherburn-in-Elmet" near Leeds.....home of a Rolls Royce scrapyard amongst other things.
The tag line something like, "Police Patrol this Store".......was crying out for an additional comment like....
...and that's why we haven't the time to investigate burglaries.
Regards Neil