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nick
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Had enough of Citroen problems ?

Post by nick »

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... eName=WDVW
....though the principal faults seem to be due to the owner reversing it into a school wall and then a burger van!
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Post by VisaGTi16v »

thats hilarious :)
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Nearly 1600 people have viewed the page, but not one single bid for some reason!
I notice the engine is only 416cc...
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Post by adzbaby »

That is great! I love ebay ads like that!!
I know this is not cars but its a great ebay ad!!
<http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 5527273221>
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And what a salesman!!
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Post by uhn113x »

A few observations:
How can a window fall out of a window?
Is he still wearing the boxer shorts?
Why has 'speedo' got a capital 'S'?
Although I can understand why 'Rover' is 'rover'
Unusually for a member of the puff-and-cough fraternity, he puts his dimps in the ashtray, rather than chucking them at the car or bike that is following him [}:)] and keeping the UK as the litter capital of Europe.
Is an ICU the same as an ECU?
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Post by landylass »

[:D]Brilliant, he deserves to sell it.......
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