I have a friend. She's not from my country. She's pretty particular. In her home country, you ask your friends what they would like, and they tell you.
I refused to tell her. She got the hump and threatened to surprise me. "Fine, surprise me!", said I...
So much of a surprise it was, that I offered on FB to give £50 to the charity of choice to whoever guessed correctly.
No one has got it. Not even close...
A Nicholas Cage as Jesus cushion.
Did Santa bring you anything good?
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Did Santa bring you anything good?
2011 C3 Picasso in black - The love wagon.
2016 BMW F800R - the throbber between my legs.
2016 BMW F800R - the throbber between my legs.
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Re: Did Santa bring you anything good?
Well, I was given a skid lid for when I use my electric scooter. Got front and rear lights, so I can see where I am looking, and hopefully been seen (and, with luck, not mown down!). I was also given a box of Harrods foodstuffs.
James
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Yes, I am paranoid, but am I paranoid ENOUGH?
Out amongst the stars, looking for a world of my own!
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Yes, I am paranoid, but am I paranoid ENOUGH?
Out amongst the stars, looking for a world of my own!
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Re: Did Santa bring you anything good?
You know the Infinite Monkey Theorem, whereby if you give a monkey a typewriter and an infinite amount of time, they'll eventually type out the complete works of Shakespeare ? Yeah, well I think they'd have cracked Shakespeare long before they came up with your Jesus Cage cushion
Has the cat come to terms with the cushion yet ?