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James' post in Zel's blog made me think of this thread. I am sure many of us have tales to tell of mischievous happenings in the workplace, so post them up here whether you were instigator, victim or just witness, I'm sure we'll have a grin or two!! :-D

To get the ball rolling I will tell the tale of a colleague at a telephone exchange in the 70's. He was a nice chap, but a bit 'keeping up with the Jones' ish in his nature.:

He was a field engineer working in the area and garaged his van in Radlett. One day he came into work in his brand new Escort and parked it in the exchange car park to swap into his van. He used to complete his work in the field and call in to the exchange for lunch. After two or three days one of the other chaps who worked in the exchange decided to have a bit of a game and drained some coolant from his own car's radiator and then poured a little pool on the ground under the new Escort's engine. He repeated this action every day and said nothing. A week or so later the subject came in to tell us that he had left the Escort at the dealer for them to investigate and cure the strange leak which he had noticed over the last few days but which oddly never seemed to happen overnight at home in his garage!! I'll leave the rest to your imaginations!!
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As being an apprentice mechanic I heard a story of number plates. The guy apparently was an absolute I know everything idiot. But he didn't know to check his rear number plate until the police pulled him over, (-expletive removed-) apparently isn't a legal reg
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Years ago I used to work for a company who repaired white goods for a major manufacturer. While the person who QA'ed our work was on holiday her stand-in was not the brightest person. I passed her an item to check, with the comment that it appears to be running in reverse, so it is going down and up instead of up and down. She took it to the foreman for him to check, and he wandered over with the 'offending item', asking me if I had told her it was running backwards. When I admitted to it he responded "B*****d. You should have let me do that!".
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Rp0thejester wrote: 05 Aug 2023, 20:29 As being an apprentice mechanic I heard a story of number plates. The guy apparently was an absolute I know everything idiot. But he didn't know to check his rear number plate until the police pulled him over, (-expletive removed-) apparently isn't a legal reg
Kind of looses its meaning with that removed (though fair enough doing so), can I take a guess at
Whiskey, four, November, Kilo, Alpha being the substitute plate? :rofl2:
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Many a GPO apprentice happily spent a morning in the stores reception area, having been sent there for a long weight!! :-D
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I know stories of apprentices being sent all around a large site (to the various store locations) asking for (among other things) a box of 4BA holes. One apprentice came back with a box, only to be told that they had not been packaged properly, so one had touched the side, all of the rest had then fallen through, and then the first hole fell out. At this site there was a very dour Scotsman who ran his stores with an iron rod, and was thought to have no sense of humour whatsoever. One apprentice (off their own bat) went to this store locations for another box of 4BA holes. The Scot asked who had wanted them, gave the apprentice a box, and sent him on his way. When he arrived at his destination they opened the box to find a note, explaining that the store did not have any plain 4BA holes, but they had plenty for steel rimmed 4BA holes, and would these suit if the rims were filed off? The box was full of 4BA washers!
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Many years ago, I was a Marine Engineer working on Lake Windermere. One day I was working on a outboard motor that was low on compression;, we dispatched our apprentice to a nearby rival to ask if they had any compression to spare, their engineer sent him back with a glass jar full to the brim with water, after telling him it was dangerous if spilt, the trip between shops was about 200 yards. He carefully brought it back only to be be told he had brought 4 stroke compression and we needed 2 stroke. He carefully returned and was given the same jar, refilled with water and brought it back to us, we all stood and watched him slowly walk down the road with this jar, then tipped it down the drain much to his dismay that he had been had. There was many more for the same apprentice I will try to remember..
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My old friend told me about her first days in the factory, she too had the long weight but was also sent for a glass hammer and rubber nails and told her machine needed fixing because the electricity was twisted.
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Steve's post on POTD reminded me of the Tele 706 days when telephones were equipped with an ac bell for incoming signal notification!! The majority of the telephone system in those days ran on 50V DC but the bells were activated by an 80V ac signal known as ringing current!! The supply was provided by a parallel pair of ringing machines in each exchange which produced the 80V ac needed.

During my time as a young engineer in Watford Telephone Exchange someone came up with an evil idea for the use of the ringing current supply. A jumper (twisted pair) was run from the output connectors, at the top of the ringing machine rack, across the ceiling mounted cable grid to the Gents which was only about twenty feet away and constructed with partition walls which did not reach the ceiling. Thus it was a simple task to drop the jumper over the wall and down the back of the flush feed pipe fitted to the steel urinal. A quick soldered joint behind the spray head and the trap was set given that the footplate was a separate steel grid!!

We just didn't expect the next user to be the Boss!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

The jumper was disconnected at the rack end within seconds of the first howl but left in situ for future amusement, which as far as I remember never happened!! :-D
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Wow, the thought of that near brings a tear to the eye! :rofl2:
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I remember reading* about a similar incident involving the boss, a regular watering hole spot and a Megger. I suspect that the story is apocryphal.

*Wireless World I think. Possibly Practical Wireless or even Practical Electronics.
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Paul-R wrote: 06 Aug 2023, 15:10 I remember reading* about a similar incident involving the boss, a regular watering hole spot and a Megger. I suspect that the story is apocryphal.

*Wireless World I think. Possibly Practical Wireless or even Practical Electronics.
Depending on the dates Paul, that may even have been the catalyst in our little game which happened in 1971/2!! :-D
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The mechanics used to charge an ignition condenser and leave it sitting on the vice for the grease boy.
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MattBLancs wrote: 05 Aug 2023, 22:06
Rp0thejester wrote: 05 Aug 2023, 20:29 As being an apprentice mechanic I heard a story of number plates. The guy apparently was an absolute I know everything idiot. But he didn't know to check his rear number plate until the police pulled him over, (-expletive removed-) apparently isn't a legal reg
Kind of looses its meaning with that removed (though fair enough doing so), can I take a guess at
Whiskey, four, November, Kilo, Alpha being the substitute plate? :rofl2:
Close, it was C U Next Tuesday
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