C2 Beeping at me

[Stewart(oily)]

As per the title my 2005 C2 HDI 1.4 design beeps three times at me every time I start it up, it has no warning lamps lit and drives fine, its not the seatbelt warning, ideas from the collective please.

[wotwot]

Evening isn't it just after the oil check saying oil is ok

[Stewart(oily)]

Yes, that sounds right.

[wotwot]

I think it's for the BLIND drivers that can't see the display saying the oil is OK LOL.

[Stewart(oily)]

My guide dog is old school, he still uses the dipstick

[mmwain]

Apparently the new model will say (in a seductive girly voice) "Good evening Stuart. I've warmed the glow-plugs, there's plenty of oil in the engine and no nasty fault codes in my dizzy little brain to trouble you with. So just press the button and we'll be on our way to wherever you desire!"
Then 3 beeps will go back to meaning you have only seconds to react before some numpty parcel delivery driver reverses into you!