The latest Haynes Manual

Unread post by **Jon** » 19 Jan 2004, 20:34

http://www.haynes.co.uk/sexmanual.asp
Yes, handy tips on amongst other things, sex in cars!
No doubt "Refitting is a reverse of the removal procedure". [:p]

Paulmi16 · Unread post by **Paulmi16** » 19 Jan 2004, 23:33

I hope it's better written and more accurate than the 306 manual.
Paul.

batwad · Unread post by **batwad** » 20 Jan 2004, 00:42

I wonder how many spanners persuading the missus to "take it naughty" is?

lhm_leak · Unread post by **lhm_leak** » 22 Jan 2004, 03:58

5, of course. Not to be attempted by beginners...

gjb02 · Unread post by **gjb02** » 24 Jan 2004, 12:09

'Use penetrating lubricant if your nuts are stiff', [:p][:D]or
'this job will require specialist tools, please refer to your local Ann Summers for advise'.

Peter D · Unread post by **Peter D** » 06 Feb 2004, 12:10

Does tell you if its a left or right hand thread.

Unread post by **philhoward** » 10 Feb 2004, 01:24

"If it (cam locking tool) doesn't go in the hole first time, keep jiggling it till it does"
"Keep your tools in perfect condition"
"Screw in until you can feel it is fully home"
...any more?!?!?![:I]