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Punishing Internet Trolls

Post by CitroJim » 19 Oct 2014, 07:57

The BBC news this morning is saying that new laws could see Internet Trolls jailed for up to two years...

For any trolls caught abusing the FCF we have a far worse punishment planned...

They will be given a Citroen XM and made to run that as their only car for two years and to be kept fully operational at all times...

That'll keep 'em out of mischief and make them toe the line better than any prison term. Maybe I'd better get on to Chris Grayling right away....

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Post by Stickyfinger » 19 Oct 2014, 09:25

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Post by addo » 19 Oct 2014, 09:49

I wouldn't waste an XM on someone with issues.

Are Australian legislators now trying to sell the UK on the idea of a law for everything?

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Post by CitroJim » 19 Oct 2014, 14:32

addo wrote: Are Australian legislators now trying to sell the UK on the idea of a law for everything?
I thought it was the other way around...

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Post by RichardW » 19 Oct 2014, 15:20

That'll be a 2.5 TD in need of a new clutch I presume? That will keep most mortal people busy for most of the 2 years :lol:

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Post by CitroJim » 19 Oct 2014, 17:53

Richard, I like that :-D

So on that basis Team WFA are immortals then :lol:

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Post by red_dwarfers » 20 Oct 2014, 10:29

I got fed up with my XM the other day. I've decided that it's going in to my garage for a few months. Obviously a full engine rebuild with brand new this and reconditioned that wasn't good enough!

I suspect the heater matrix is sad and the sunroof still needs repairing.

I shall strip the interior before it goes in :(

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Post by CitroJim » 20 Oct 2014, 11:16

It's just the XM telling you she wants to hibernate for the winter Kev...

Come spring and she'll be perfect again :wink:

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Post by demag » 21 Oct 2014, 23:54

I loved my Xm and it was a 2.5! :-)

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Post by CitroJim » 22 Oct 2014, 05:52

demag wrote:I loved my Xm and it was a 2.5! :-)
The 2.5 is a lovely car. I drove one on Sunday and it really was fantastic. That was the one we did all the work on, including a new clutch.

I have a lot of love for the 2.5 8-)

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Post by addo » 20 Nov 2014, 12:28

Send the trolls down here. I need someone to fit off a new beam in a roof tomorrow - it's forecast to be 39°C pretty much everywhere except Bondi - which is alleged to make 36°. It's already well over twenty-five degrees and not yet midnight. :?

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Post by CitroJim » 20 Nov 2014, 12:38

Gosh, lucky you Adam. Here I think it's struggling to make 39F :evil:

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Post by Northern_Mike » 20 Nov 2014, 14:05

Send them to me and they can wind my spring clamps on with a small, open ended spanner.

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Post by Northern_Mike » 20 Nov 2014, 14:09

addo wrote:Send the trolls down here. I need someone to fit off a new beam in a roof tomorrow - it's forecast to be 39°C pretty much everywhere except Bondi - which is alleged to make 36°. It's already well over twenty-five degrees and not yet midnight. :?
Get me down there. I love the heat.

25c at night? That's quite cool. When we went from Bogota (14c) and drove up to La Dorada 200kms away it was 37c when we arrived about 9pm. I expected it to get cooler. It didn't. Lovely.

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Post by CitroJim » 20 Nov 2014, 14:14

northern_mike wrote:Send them to me and they can wind my spring clamps on with a small, open ended spanner.
:rofl2: :rofl2:

Punishment indeed 8-)