Basically I've just discovered tonight, thanks to a wheel speed ticking noise that occured at 60mph on the motorway when steering to the sides that the garage whom I have been dealing with have left ALL EIGHT wheel nuts loose on the front wheels.
I'll back the truck up to the beginning of the saga before I go any further, as there is more than just loose wheel nuts to this story.
Back around the 12th on a day off from work I noticed a flat front right tire and discovered a wood screw in the tread of one of my 4 month old Michelin Energies,
Obviously I was unhappy about driving on that and decided it would not be safe to travel at motorway speeds so I was fairly desperate to get the puncture fixed quickly and locally. So I took it to a local Kwik-fit, (yeah I know, not the greatest, but there is not much choice within a short driving distance from here without getting onto a motorway) sure they said, no problem, a repair would be £25, leave the tire with us for a couple of hours.
Knowing the amount of trouble that I had getting the Xantia's centre-less wheels balanced when I took those to National last year (3 tries to get it right) I asked almost as a throwaway question, "It's a centre-less rim, will you be able to balance that ?". "NOPE! Sorry, can't balance those, it needs a £600 adaptor for the machine and we only see one or two jobs a year that would need it". Great I thought.
He suggested why don't I try the local Citroen service agent, as if anyone can balance it, it would be them... why not indeed ? I hadn't even considered them for tire repairs, they're walking distance from home, (I could roll the wheel there with a stick if I really had to
So I phoned them up and asked if I could drop the wheel into them, sure no problem, so I did so and left them just the wheel. The next day at work I got a call to say that they couldn't repair the puncture as it was "too close to the sidewall". Well, I'm not sure that I agree with that, it was neatly embedded in the outer most deep channel in a Michelin Energy (if you're familiar with its tread pattern) which is a good inch or more from the edge of the tread...I've had worse than that repaired before successfully, and the hole would have been quite small.
If it wasn't a center-less rim and anywhere could balance it, and my spare tire on the car didn't have a giant crack on the side I would have got it back and tried elsewhere for a repair, but I couldn't drive far on the dodgy spare to try to find someone else who might be able to balance it, so I reluctantly agreed for them to replace it which they did a day later, for a whopping £128. (Compared to around £107 for the original tire including balancing)
Ok, but at least it will balanced properly, right ? Err, no. As soon as I picked it up (after hours, so no mechanics around only office staff) I noticed that the invoice said nothing about a wheel balance, and I could not see any change in the balance weights - none removed, added or moved. Hmmm... surely they wouldn't just fit a new tire without balancing it, right ? Yep, that's exactly what they've done.
I gave them the benefit of the doubt and put the wheel back on the car a day or so later (couldn't do it any earlier due to weather and other commitments) and took it for a test drive - sure enough a bad vibration centred around 75mph clearly coming from the front right. So I phoned them the next day on Friday the 15th to say that the wheel was not balanced, spoke to a mechanic/tech who clearly did not want to be talking to me on the phone, booked in to leave the whole car with them on Monday 18th while I caught the train to work, albeit having to start work late.
In the middle of Monday afternoon I get a phone call to say that they can't balance the wheel because there is a "problem with their wheel balance machine" and that they're "getting someone out to look at the machine but they don't know when it will be fixed by". In the mean time they said they've "swapped the front wheels over which should help a bit". Yeah right, like that will help.
So I picked the car up that night - again after hours when there are only office staff still there. Here's where everything started to go wrong. The first thing I noticed is that they'd left my car in the cark park with the suspension set to minimum height. What for ?
When I got home I checked my locking wheel nut box - which I'd left on the dashboard for them, I then discovered that they have lost the black plastic stalk and plastic cup that is used to pull off the locking wheel nut cups.
Maybe not a major issue but it left a sour taste in my mouth. After being promised that they would phone me as soon as the wheel balance machine was "fixed" I hear nothing for 8 days and finally phoned them back yesterday, this time I was told that they can't balance the wheel on their machine as it "needs a special adaptor" (which is probably true) which they have ordered but they don't know how long it will take to arrive. In other words the first claim that the machine was broken was a lie, they just didn't have the necessary adaptor.
Then to top it off tonight I discovered the hard way that they'd left ALL the wheel nuts on the front wheels very loose. It's only because I drive the car so little (I catch a train to work) and not very often on the motorway that they have only just now worked themselves loose enough to make a clicking noise while cornering. As far as I'm concerned leaving all the wheel nuts loose is gross negligence and a serious safety concern, I can't let that one slide without making some sort of complaint, especially given the shoddy service that lead up to it.
I'm now in a situation where 10 days after I've paid them £128 to replace a tire that should have been repairable they've lost my locking wheel nut cap extractor and front caps, left my wheel nuts dangerously loose, and I still have no idea when they might be able to finish the job and balance the wheel, or indeed whether they have any intention of ordering a potentially expensive adaptor for their machine. I have a feeling I could be ringing them every few days and still not have a resolution a week or more from now.
What should I do ?
I'm trying not to burn my bridges with them as they have given good service before including my MOT and various Citroen parts, the next nearest Citroen agent is some distance away, and the problem is even if I demanded a refund for the cost of a wheel balance, where exactly would I take it to get it done ? National took 3 attempts to balance the wheels correctly last time, and they are a 20 mile round trip away which means a half day off work. Many other places won't touch these rims with a barge pole or will try but fail to get it right.
I just want this whole mess to be over so I can drive the car and get back to diagnosing its engine ailments!
Any suggestions...