new citroen, women lol
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new citroen, women lol
New citroens shouldcome with a women, dont you think ?
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Good on fuel now, lol.
Good on fuel now, lol.
Re: new citroen, women lol
mine does nags none stop lol
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Re: new citroen, women lol
Might not be such a good idea, tape on mouth:P
C5 2.2 hdi 2003, called it oliver reed, drinks like him
Good on fuel now, lol.
Good on fuel now, lol.
Re: new citroen, women lol
do they make a tape that wide
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Re: new citroen, women lol
Duct tape
C5 2.2 hdi 2003, called it oliver reed, drinks like him
Good on fuel now, lol.
Good on fuel now, lol.
Re: new citroen, women lol
her indoors just read this now im nursing a thick ear
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Re: new citroen, women lol
She can't have been too offended if it's just a thick ear. My mate is still nursing a headache from the cast iron skillet, and all he did was to ask her how long it took to get changed to go out!
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Re: new citroen, women lol
i dont allow anything to heavy in the house
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Re: new citroen, women lol
If I didnt allow heavy things, my ex would never come in, hey, not a bad rule
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Good on fuel now, lol.
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Re: new citroen, women lol
If they look like that horror in the first pic then Im GLAD they dont come with them!!
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Re: new citroen, women lol
aaaah is that what a woman looks like
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Re: new citroen, women lol
Hidious, isn't she!!citronut wrote:aaaah is that what a woman looks like
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Re: new citroen, women lol
How many out of 10 would you give her?
I'd give her one.
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