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New citroens shouldcome with a women, dont you think ?


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mine does nags none stop lol
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Might not be such a good idea, tape on mouth:P
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do they make a tape that wide
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Duct tape :D
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her indoors just read this now im nursing a thick ear
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She can't have been too offended if it's just a thick ear. My mate is still nursing a headache from the cast iron skillet, and all he did was to ask her how long it took to get changed to go out!
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i dont allow anything to heavy in the house
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If I didnt allow heavy things, my ex would never come in, hey, not a bad rule :P
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Good idea :P They should defo come with women
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If they look like that horror in the first pic then Im GLAD they dont come with them!!
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aaaah is that what a woman looks like :? :shock: :wink:
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citronut wrote:aaaah is that what a woman looks like :? :shock: :wink:
Hidious, isn't she!!
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IMO Grace Park (Boomer, Akani) would have been a better choice.

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myglaren wrote:IMO Grace Park (Boomer, Akani) would have been a better choice.

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