Obviously a born salesman, at least he is brutally honest. I liked the bit about driving it away but it will probably break down.
Lots of advertisers have a problem with Xantia and Xsara, sounds similar if you say it fast
To be fair £350 is a fair price, if he paid me that many people would think of taking it away.
Sounds like an ideal apprentice piece for a Citroen training scheme though.