You've spent too long with your car when . . .

[vanny]

You've spent too long with your car when . . .
you have two copies of the Haynes
you have two copies of the 'other' haynes book (engine manual)
you buy LHM in 20 litre drums
you drive everywhere with enough tools to rebuild the car at the side of the road
even your grandparents take the mick out of your car
its dark
anymore??

[mbunting]

It was commented at the weekend that I could fit the table we were collecting in the back of the car if only I'd taken the tool kit out.
Yeah, right !!!