Anyhow, maybe ten minutes later I'm motoring along and it starts to stumble and chug. I flick on the hazards and cruise along with minimum throttle in the breakdown lane.
A brief blip on the pedal and I'm shooting towards the slip lane - do I have enough petrol and momentum to get me round a hard left and up the steep ramp? YES!!!!
Then of course, come time to move forward, the mongrel thing decides not to start. Won't crank. I'm guessing it's saying "No fuel, why bother?". Unplug the ignition driver, replug and success! Motor forward to the bowser, fill, pay and drive home.
Fuel gauge said 13 litres after I put in 12.8, so I can now fairly believe it when the trip confuser tells me volume remaining...
What an afternoon! The entertainment more than compensates for losing a bidding contest on Fleabay.