WIN A RENAULT MEGANE COUPE CABROILET

claire.burgess · Unread post by **claire.burgess** » 18 Nov 2010, 16:24

Be the new Voice of TomTom and win a CAR...

We've teamed up with Brian Blessed, who has just recorded his own voice for TomTom sat navs, to find our new Voice of TomTom.

For your chance to win a New Renault Megane Coupe Cabriolet and be the next voice of TomTom, record yourself telling TomTom and Brian your 30-second traffic story, which must include the following phrases:

• TomTom
• Traffic
• Destination and
• Va Va Voom

Come up with your own 30 second traffic story or alternatively, just use this:

“If only I had taken along a TomTom sat nav when I was stuck in traffic the other day. So near and yet so far from my destination, I sat in my car, losing all my Va Va Voom”

Record your video on the wall of the TomTom Facebook page (http://www.facebook.com/TomTom?v=app_4949752878) or by using Audioboo, or Twitvid and tweet it to @UKTomTom with the hashtag #VoiceofTomTom.

This is your chance to have your voice recorded on TomTom devices as well as winning a new Renault Convertible.

There are full details of the competition onhttp://www.clubtomtom.co.uk/voiceoftomtom, including a video of Brian Blessed telling you what you need to do.

Good luck to everyone who enters!

citroenesque · Unread post by **citroenesque** » 18 Nov 2010, 16:51

S P A M

addo · Unread post by **addo** » 19 Nov 2010, 09:28

Struth, Citroënesque, can't you see it's the rare Mégane "Cabroilet", that combines a broiler with a convertible car?

Anyway, I was driving down the road t'other day when I thought "Blimey, that looks like Claire Burgess heading my way"... So focused I was, on her beautiful visage, that I forgot to look where I was going and crashed.

My van was loaded full of asterisks for the silly season, and they went ****ing everywhere. Anyway, Claire had to stop - the ***** road being obstructed and her car covered in ****. She came over to me and I looked at her ***. She said "I like your ****" and together we went for ******, then **** and even more ****. Others stopped to help and soon there were people ****ing everywhere giving **** to each other and generally enjoying helping out.

After a couple of hours, everyone was ******ed and the road clear enough to proceed. Claire and I went home to chez Addo for a lovely meal of Spam, and she stayed for coffee...

Trainman · Unread post by **Trainman** » 19 Nov 2010, 12:15

You got any of them *****'s left only we seem to be missing a few over here

addo · Unread post by **addo** » 19 Nov 2010, 15:20

Ask a Glaswegian; I suggest the Maryhill area for starters...

Trainman · Unread post by **Trainman** » 19 Nov 2010, 17:46

addo wrote:Ask a Glaswegian; I suggest the Maryhill area for starters...