What to call him/her/it?

Unread post by **SteveG** » 22 Dec 2006, 20:43

Okay, I've had the Xantia for a couple of months now so it's time to find a name. SWMBO keeps calling it Vera on account of the registration being OKV - as in Jack Duckworth's famous cry of "Okay Vera". Personally, I think it's a male car but I need some inspiration for an alternative name.

Suggestions?

bxbodger · Unread post by **bxbodger** » 22 Dec 2006, 20:53

Give it another couple of months and you'll just probably only be calling it You Ba@*#?rd anyway!!

Unread post by **CitroJim** » 22 Dec 2006, 22:19

All cars are girls... They all have very feminine traits...

Our blue 205 is simply called Junior but she is most certainly a she!

Clogzz · Unread post by **Clogzz** » 23 Dec 2006, 15:05

All cars are girls

Had two French cars, both called Titine.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p74/ ... Titine.gif

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/5799/titine5hb.gif

Unread post by **SteveG** » 23 Dec 2006, 22:15

citrojim wrote:All cars are girls... They all have very feminine traits...

D'you really think so? My Discovery very definitely feels masculine - big, ugly and snarly ( thanks to his 3.9ltr V8 ). It's only feminine habit is wanting to empty my wallet at frequent intervals - thank gawd for LPG

Unread post by **CitroJim** » 24 Dec 2006, 23:16

SteveG wrote: D'you really think so? My Discovery very definitely feels masculine - big, ugly and snarly ( thanks to his 3.9ltr V8 ). It's only feminine habit is wanting to empty my wallet at frequent intervals - thank gawd for LPG

All French cars are without a doubt but I'll give in on the Disco. Certainly a bloke, one of those!

French cars are feminine because they need lots of attention, they're usually pretty (in my opinion anyway

), are highly strung, given to doing unpredictable things, have strange quirks, sulk if they're not cared for and they take years to understand, if at all. You never quite do really understand them and you only need to study the Citroen sub-forum to see that is the truth!

On the plus side they give you a wonderful ride and handsomely repay all the attention you lavish on them

tomsheppard · Unread post by **tomsheppard** » 25 Dec 2006, 22:07

All cars are feminine? Try telling Grolliffe that!
I once had a Scirocco called "The virgin" because I never got very far with it but the Ford Taunus was called star trek 'cos I shouted that at it every morning.

Unread post by **CitroJim** » 26 Dec 2006, 13:29

tomsheppard wrote: The Ford Taunus was called star trek 'cos I shouted that at it every morning.

To boldly go...

So did the Taunus have a duff reverse gear then?

Unread post by **SteveG** » 26 Dec 2006, 23:30

citrojim wrote: All French cars are without a doubt but I'll give in on the Disco. Certainly a bloke, one of those!

French cars are feminine because they need lots of attention, they're usually pretty (in my opinion anyway ), are highly strung, given to doing unpredictable things, have strange quirks, sulk if they're not cared for and they take years to understand, if at all. You never quite do really understand them and you only need to study the Citroen sub-forum to see that is the truth!

On the plus side they give you a wonderful ride and handsomely repay all the attention you lavish on them

LOL

I think you may well be right. Okay, "Vera" it is then

uhn113x · Unread post by **uhn113x** » 27 Dec 2006, 08:51

'Allo Vera! 8)

I don't think I have ever had a car with a pronounceable registration number! Nearest was GUB 188Y (BMW 520i) with deference to Dr Doolittle.

My wife calls her Dyane "Sally" and the DS is referred to as "The Goddess" for fairly obvious reasons. The ZX is called, well, "The ZX".
What else can you do with N189 FNW?

AndersDK · Unread post by **AndersDK** » 27 Dec 2006, 11:14

N 189
N one-eighty-nine
none-eigthy-
nun Netty

uhn113x · Unread post by **uhn113x** » 28 Dec 2006, 16:34

Unfortunately, this one is male, Anders!

AndersDK · Unread post by **AndersDK** » 28 Dec 2006, 17:22

uhn113x wrote:Unfortunately, this one is male, Anders!

How do you know that ?

uhn113x · Unread post by **uhn113x** » 28 Dec 2006, 19:54

It just is

Maybe the long shiny tailpipe?