What makes you laugh about Citroens.

Stuart McB · Post by **Stuart McB** » 09 May 2005, 01:23

Even though I now drive a Mazda 323F and a Reno Megane soft top I still smile every time I see an old model ZX, Why you ask? well it's the string out the back. Just makes me smile [:D][:D][:D]

nick · Post by **nick** » 09 May 2005, 03:34

When I'm driving my white Xantia TD through city centres late at night and loads of drunks stagger out and try and flag me down because they think its a taxi [:D] Then the look of disbelief on their faces when I don't stop & let them in because they <i>still</i> haven't twigged its not a taxi!

paranoid · Post by **paranoid** » 09 May 2005, 13:37

Doing a full service for £22 with bits from GSF.
Brother paying £450 at the dealer for the same thing and reckoning it's a bargain (same part no's, make etc.)

And taking it back 2 weeks later when the pad light comes on[:D]

arry_b · Post by **arry_b** » 09 May 2005, 14:58

Taking the car allowance and running my old ZX instead of having a company car.
Then having an extra two holidays a year on the profit

406 V6 · Post by **406 V6** » 09 May 2005, 21:30

Seeing the C5 jumping up and down after putting new light alloy wheels on her... i was wondering when it would stop[:P] (must have been due to the ARB being deflected for so long on each side and suspension on max) But it was fuuun![:D]
Other small thing: they call it a freezer because it's white and big; or the assistance car of the RAC.

Stuart McB · Post by **Stuart McB** » 10 May 2005, 00:23

Another thing I see reguarl down by me is.... a Xantia Estate in silver, rammed with kids and a dog on a Saturday on Sinsburys car park. The woman driving must be the mother of the kids (all under 10) as she's always shouting "OK in a minute" at them. It's always steamed up with faces pressed aginst the side windows. A people carried if ever I've seen one.[:)]

bxbodger · Post by **bxbodger** » 10 May 2005, 18:39

What makes me laugh?
The fact that I've so far had 70000 miles out of a 400 quid stop-gap car bought in the dark!
The other thing that makes me laugh hysterically is that Citroen had the nerve to put it on the market without power steering!

fastandfurryous · Post by **fastandfurryous** » 10 May 2005, 18:41

"There is nothing quite so permanent as a temporary fix"

Oscar Too · Post by **Oscar Too** » 10 May 2005, 18:56

The fact that I spent J225 on buying a ZX, J75 and 12 hours on replacing the heater matrix, then sold it for J165 and bought an MOT failure BX.
That makes all my mates laugh too.