Activa clutch

[CitroJim]

It's all coming together a treat

[Stickyfinger]

You do not know what we want yet


Muuhahahah

[daviemck2006]

An Aberdeen buttery and a ton of Irn Bru [emoji12] [emoji13] [emoji23]

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[CitroJim]

Some nice fish will do me nicely, some Arbroath smokies will be perfect

[daviemck2006]

I will see what I can do. I don't know where I could get here, but I will try. Do you mind if they are frozen?

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[CitroJim]

That'll be fantastic Davie However they come is good by me!

[daviemck2006]

If I can't find Arbroath smokies I can ask a fish merchant here to recreate them, or they all do smoked haddock fillets. Not quite the same I know.

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[Stickyfinger]

A Haggis and a Black Pudding for me.....fecking English don't have a clue !

[BenC5HDi]

I'll have a can of air freshener please, to get the smell of fish, haggis and black pudding out of my car!

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[CitroJim]

I'll have a can of aie fresher please, to get the smell of fish, haggis and black pudding out of my car!

[Stickyfinger]

You will only need it the next day with the Haggis

[daviemck2006]

A Haggis and a Black Pudding for me.....fecking English don't have a clue !

The haggis our shop sells is absolutely the best I have ever tasted. I'm sure I could take one of them down. We have discovered if we go round the hill clockwise, we catch the haggi that are running anti clockwise. They are the far rarer left leg long sky blue pink tartan dotted haggi which are highly prized. There is less wastage when preparing them to cook, just need to peel their skin off and remove their teeth and sex organs and they are ready for dipping in batter and deep frying. If you don't take their teeth out they eat all the chips by the time the customer gets them, this is made all the worse just now due to the lack of activa power, and if you don't remove their sex organs, well would you take the chance of eating a penis?

We have stopped selling black pudding, we were accused of being racially abusive, and now we have to call them a darker than normal pudding, a pinkish normal pudding and a normal pudding. It's possible. I tical correctness gone mad if you ask me.

So as I'm going to drown catching haddock for Jim (I actually shouldn't, I did that for 15 years), then break my back and legs chasing haggi anti clockwise round mountains, once you fix the activa you can rent it out to folk who have only driven BMW and Audi to let them see what they are missing.

[CitroJim]

once you fix the activa you can rent it out to folk who have only driven BMW and Audi to let them see what they are missing.

Charge them and that'll pay for the clutch, food offerings, and your transport costs Davie!!! Win win win all the way

[Stickyfinger]

Maybe we can swap off those wheels before we give it back to him Jim

[CitroJim]

Maybe we can swap off those wheels before we give it back to him Jim

That's a good idea Alasdair