Joke I found funny...

[CitroJim]

Yep! Many a true word spoken in jest

[Karata]

What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.

[Stickyfinger]

What do you call a girl who loves playing darts ?





Aimy…

[Hell Razor5543]

What is the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is heavy, the other is a little lighter.

Why is an elephant large, grey, and wrinkled? (first punchline) Because if it was small, round and white it would be an aspirin! (second punchline) Have you ever tried to wash an elephant?

What is the difference between an elephant and a letter box? If you don't know, I'm not going to ask you to post a letter!

[Karata]

While golfing a woman is stung by a bee. She runs up to the club pro for help, and he says, "Where were you stung?"
Our heroine responds, "Between the first and the second hole."
The golf pro snickers and says, "I think your stance was to wide!"

[Vic Evans]

I haven't posted here for a while
The reason is that I've been in hospital.
My problem started when I tried the Dog Food Diet which involved filling one's pockets with dog biscuits & snacking on them whenever hunger pangs commenced.
The diet went well for several days until I awoke in hospital surrounded by my mates who were anxious to know if it was the biscuits that had disagreed with me.
It was therefore with much embarrassment that I had to tell them that the dog biscuits were fine.
The problem was that I had stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setters arse & was hit by a taxi.

[Hell Razor5543]

I only know three Motown jokes. Four Tops.

[CitroJim]

I only know three Motown jokes. Four Tops.

I like that!

[Hell Razor5543]

I asked one hundred women what their favourite soap in the shower was. The most popular answer was "How the f**k did you get in here?!?".

[Karata]

My mother in law is in the hospital.
They say she's not looking very good. No word on her condition yet though.

[CitroJim]

My mother in law is in the hospital.
They say she's not looking very good. No word on her condition yet though.

I have some empathy for that. I've been in hospital today and I was told a bit of me looks very suspicious. And I was told off

[Stickyfinger]

I have also seen bits of Jim....and can confirm they do look rather "iffy", why would anybody carry their flap-jacks there I thought ?

[CitroJim]

I have also seen bits of Jim....and can confirm they do look rather "iffy", why would anybody carry their flap-jacks there I thought ?

[Hell Razor5543]

There a re rumours that somebody is attempting to develop a Seniors GPS device. Not only will it tell them how to get to where they are going, it will also remind them of why they are going there!

[CitroJim]

There a re rumours that somebody is attempting to develop a Seniors GPS device. Not only will it tell them how to get to where they are going, it will also remind them of why they are going there!

I so need one of those James - many a true word spoken in jest