Joke I found funny...

[Karata]

I don’t care how nice the hand soap smells… You should never walk out of the restroom sniffing your fingers.

[CitroJim]

I don’t care how nice the hand soap smells… You should never walk out of the restroom sniffing your fingers.

[Karata]

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and a spade.

[CitroJim]

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and a spade.

That's quality

[Karata]

I got kicked out of the Walmart break room today… They asked me what I was doing there… I said "I'm on break, what do you think?"… They said "But you don't work here!" I told them "I just went through the self check out, clearly I do"

[MattBLancs]

Of all the phrases you could pick, to invite the reader to pause and consider the dire implications of inappropriately disposed of engine oil....

Let that what!?!

https://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/h ... 9/2063646/

[CitroJim]

^^ Could have worded that a bit better!

[Stickyfinger]

A chicken farmer genetically modified chickens to have three legs as he found the leg meat was the most popular.
He was interviewed on the BBC and was asked if it tasted nice.

He said he didn’t know as he hadn’t been able to catch one yet

[CitroJim]

^^^

[Karata]

If I can say one good thing about my wife's cooking, it broke the dog from begging at the dinner table.
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Stop naming hospitals after dead people. Give us some hope, where's the Keith Richards Memorial Hospital?
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A man and a woman CAN be just friends without there being any sex involved... It's called marriage.

[Stickyfinger]

A man and a woman CAN be just friends without there being any sex involved... It's called marriage.

All depends, try not to wake her up when you switch the computor on and you are all good.

[mickthemaverick]

A man and a woman CAN be just friends without there being any sex involved... It's called marriage.

All depends, try not to wake her up when you switch the computor on and you are all good.

It certainly is a lot easier to turn the computer on than the wife!!

[Gibbo2286]

Did you mean "It certainly is a lot easier to turn the computer on than the wife off." Mick?

[mickthemaverick]

No I meant 'on', a subtle reference, but 'off' applies as well!!

[myglaren]