Anyone want a laugh?

[admiral51]

The list was exhausted weeks ago!!

Even as a young child i was told that type of list didnt have an end page
Mick you are either a Saint or an Alien

[Hell Razor5543]

As I understand it, the UK has two species of spider that have made it into the Guinness Book of Records. One is the fastest (in relationship to its' body length), and can cover 100 times its' body length in 10 seconds (that would be like Usain Bolt running the 200m sprint in 10 seconds!), and the other can jump further (again, in relationship to body length).