Anyone want a laugh?

[admiral51]

The list was exhausted weeks ago!!

Even as a young child i was told that type of list didnt have an end page
Mick you are either a Saint or an Alien

[Hell Razor5543]

As I understand it, the UK has two species of spider that have made it into the Guinness Book of Records. One is the fastest (in relationship to its' body length), and can cover 100 times its' body length in 10 seconds (that would be like Usain Bolt running the 200m sprint in 10 seconds!), and the other can jump further (again, in relationship to body length).

[Rhothgar]

I have two friends who are both scared of spiders, so when I saw this come up at auction I couldn't resist the chance of a prank. (As Ryan observed the other day, I have too much time on my hands!) Anyway I put a £3 bid on and won the remote controlled tarantula!! Sadly when it arrived I was a bit disappointed in the reality. Ever seen a tarantula that looks like this?



So I did some research on the net and found this picture of what it should look like:



Only one thing for it I decided and got the necessary together:



Half an hour later I have a good chance of having some fun:

Spoiler: show

It sits very nicely under the cabinet in the lounge and responds to my remote to run out!!

Can you prepare one for Sylv please? She's well insured and I can cross your palm with a few shillings.

[CitroJim]

Can you prepare one for Sylv please? She's well insured and I can cross your palm with a few shillings.

Poor Sylv