There is currently a 4x4 hatch on ebay:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... gory=18174
Closes 18th Jan - in Maldon (isn't that Kent?). Currently no bids, seller has put £450 to start. It's had a new genuine exhaust which I believe costs the best part of £500. If only it was nearer to Glasgow....