Christmas cheer
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Paul-R
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Christmas cheer
Merry Christmas to all members and friends of the forum from all the staff. Have a great time!
As I get older I think a lot about the hereafter - I go into a room and then wonder what I'm here after.
Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened.
"Trying is the first step towards failure" ~ Homer J Simpson
Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened.
"Trying is the first step towards failure" ~ Homer J Simpson
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mickthemaverick
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Re: Christmas cheer
I'll drink to that! 
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure!
I used to ride on two wheels, but now I need all four!
I used to ride on two wheels, but now I need all four!
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CitroJim
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Re: Christmas cheer
And the same from me 
So far, it's being an epic one 
So far, it's being an epic one Jim
A bit of a Citroen AX fan...
A bit of a Citroen AX fan...
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Stickyfinger
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Re: Christmas cheer
You sit upon the toilet,
with everything prepared,
you're feeling quite excited
but a little bloody scared!
That huge amount of Christmas nosh,
has turned into a log
and now the fateful time has come,
To flush it down the bog!..
But first you must expel the beast
and so you start to strain,
you bite down on a piece of wood,
to take away the pain.
But oh my god, it's bloody huge
It's like you're giving birth!
You sweat and push and swear and shake
and strain for all you're worth.
And then that magic moment comes
that fills your soul with cheer,
a turd the size of King kong's arm
emerges from your rear.,
then like a bomb it hits the pan
thus lightening your mood
and making room inside your guts
for lots more Christmas Pud !....
with everything prepared,
you're feeling quite excited
but a little bloody scared!
That huge amount of Christmas nosh,
has turned into a log
and now the fateful time has come,
To flush it down the bog!..
But first you must expel the beast
and so you start to strain,
you bite down on a piece of wood,
to take away the pain.
But oh my god, it's bloody huge
It's like you're giving birth!
You sweat and push and swear and shake
and strain for all you're worth.
And then that magic moment comes
that fills your soul with cheer,
a turd the size of King kong's arm
emerges from your rear.,
then like a bomb it hits the pan
thus lightening your mood
and making room inside your guts
for lots more Christmas Pud !....
Alasdair
Activa, the Moose Dodger
Activa, the Moose Dodger