My turn for a C5!

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Re: My turn for a C5!

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Well, today is my birthday, and one of my twin brothers, knowing I have a thing for Citroens, got me a first edition copy of "Citroen" by Raymond Broad (the other twin got me "Being the Supervet" by Noel Fitzpatrick). Useful and varied reading.
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Have a Boothby Fogcutter or a Monkey brains on me James :-D

I remember this from the Pennine Cycleway
Hell Razor5543 wrote: 22 May 2020, 21:26 As I am a bit late can I have a level one Boothby Fogcutter?
NewcastleFalcon wrote: 19 May 2020, 22:45
Hell Razor5543 wrote: 19 May 2020, 22:34 As the cream hits the cordial it curdles, and (if you do it right) will form a lump floating in the cordial, with convolutions that should make it look like a small monkey brain.
One small monkey brain @ la travellers rest

Well I gave the bar staff the instuctions and they came up with this, but insisted on a drop or 2 of grenadine for a bit more realism. Hope you enjoy it.

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Happy belated birthday wishes James :D
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Happy Birthday Alistair, sorry, Simon.. er James. That’s it. James.
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Michel wrote: 16 Nov 2020, 13:01 Happy Birthday Alistair, sorry, Simon.. er James. That’s it. James.
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Well, thanks to the relevant delivery service my Christmas Present arrived today (she ordered it with plenty of time). It did bring a big grin to my face. No, I don't know where she got it from, and NO, you CANNOT have it!
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Hell Razor5543 wrote: 30 Dec 2020, 17:37 Well, thanks to the relevant delivery service my Christmas Present arrived today (she ordered it with plenty of time). It did bring a big grin to my face. No, I don't know where she got it from, and NO, you CANNOT have it!
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I like that James 8-) :lol: It appeals to my sense of humour ;)
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CitroJim wrote: 30 Dec 2020, 17:45
Hell Razor5543 wrote: 30 Dec 2020, 17:37 Well, thanks to the relevant delivery service my Christmas Present arrived today (she ordered it with plenty of time). It did bring a big grin to my face. No, I don't know where she got it from, and NO, you CANNOT have it!
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I like that James 8-) :lol: It appeals to my sense of humour ;)
It does mine too. I am still grinning. The first time I will wear it is when I next see her.
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Brilliant, what else can be said.

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Well, I now have a new (to me) C5 estate. One thing I need to do is to replace one of the number plate lights. I have the right bulbs (W5W), but I cannot remember the best way to remove the lens (without it breaking). I know they get brittle with age, but can anybody help me with this? Thanks.
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Is it something like the Xantia?
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To replace the bulb, there is a screw on the right hand side of the lens. Undo that and carefully unclip the left hand tab on the lens from the housing. You can then gain access to change the bulb.
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ksanturion10 wrote: 03 Feb 2021, 13:02 Is it something like the Xantia?
No, completely different
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Re: My turn for a C5!

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Hi Marc. There are no screws on the lenses on this C5 unfortunately.
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Just in case there is some similarity :). Here is a pic saying atleast 50 words :D
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Only himself the stupid makes wrong, many are being confused by the clever :P