Alternative to Tax Disc

Hell Razor5543 · Unread post by **Hell Razor5543** » 15 Sep 2014, 11:50

You are probably the only person directly injured by a haggis! People who are hospitalised by haggis are there because of clogged arteries and the like (I do know what goes into a haggis).

You know what a Scot keeps in his sporran? Anything that he likes. A Scot will never tell you what he wears under his kilt, but he will take ANY opportunity to SHOW you what he wears under his kilt!

Unread post by **daviemck2006** » 15 Sep 2014, 12:02

Well as you know i am partial to wearing a kilt when the occasion demands it. I remember the first time i wore one was at my first wedding. A "lady" who was my mother in laws best friend asked me what I wore under it. I replied that I could not possibly divulge such sensitive information and if she wanted to find out she needed to find out by some other method. She promptly kneeled down, lifted the kilt and stuck her head up there. I do not know who was more embarrassed. Needless to say there was copious amounts of alcohol involved

rory_perrett · Unread post by **rory_perrett** » 15 Sep 2014, 13:06

Do I get the prize for starting a topic that goes the furthest OT the fastest?

Hell Razor5543 · Unread post by **Hell Razor5543** » 15 Sep 2014, 13:07

Only if you can keep it OT!

Unread post by **daviemck2006** » 15 Sep 2014, 13:47

And to get as many topics as possible without going back to on topic

Unread post by **CitroJim** » 15 Sep 2014, 18:53

I am watching this thread with great interest and enjoying it too

Unread post by **myglaren** » 15 Sep 2014, 22:00

Quintessential FCF

Hell Razor5543 · Unread post by **Hell Razor5543** » 15 Sep 2014, 22:07

I have heard that, since the Lesser Haggis has left its' natural habitat and moved into the man made bogs, the flavour of the "Water of Life" has improved dramatically!

Unread post by **myglaren** » 15 Sep 2014, 22:20

But of course.
Who wants Haggis pee in their whisky anyway.

Hell Razor5543 · Unread post by **Hell Razor5543** » 15 Sep 2014, 22:23

myglaren wrote:But of course.
Who wants Haggis pee in their whisky anyway.

Or worse!

Unread post by **daviemck2006** » 15 Sep 2014, 22:29

When negations start on Friday if the rest of the UK are wanting access to shipments of the Noble Haggi (the correct term for plural) Then but default they have to accept the bog haggi with them, and accept bog haggis pee in their whisky. Or in the cases of three certain stooges who paid Scotland a visit whilst skiving from work, they have to solely acceptbog haggis pee as their tipple of choice.

Unread post by **daviemck2006** » 15 Sep 2014, 22:41

Ok for tomorrow i think i shall bring up another totally healthy food option of a mealie pudding. I'm off to bed soon, I'm fed up of all the bullshit being spoken on the tv right now. I mean a labour mp sticking up for a tory PM????? Whoever heard the like of this before.

Unread post by **Northern_Mike** » 16 Sep 2014, 00:30

Kevin Bridges speaketh the truth, with some bad language, as you might expect...

As for Labour and Tories sticking up for each other? Well, enough of the Tories supported Blair for his ridiculous invasion of Iraq didn't they

harryp · Unread post by **harryp** » 17 Sep 2014, 12:35

psst..........er......... and how about an FCF label? Trust some b....r to interfere?
If there is enough interest, would like one, hhhonest.

MikeT · Unread post by **MikeT** » 01 Oct 2014, 12:56

Today's the first day of this new era. Do I or don't I (remove the disc and stuff it in the glovebox)?

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