Really.
A large recycling truck started inexplicably rolling back towards me at an intersection today. After a mad scramble to remember where the horn was (cue rapidly increasing heart rate and pucker factor!) I found it where I'd left it - on the lighting stalk tip.
Result! He stopped rolling back, the chassis rails literally two inches from my 605 bonnet.
This is twice in the last five days, people have failed to notice a large car, headlights ablaze, loud exhaust... No wonder motorcyclists are quitting around suburban areas - if I am in danger, imagine their predicament.
Definitely need some pseudo-funereal writing for the front doors, in flourishing gold or silver script: "Raide & Morte, Funerary Assistants"
An Air Horn saved my bonnet!
Moderator: RichardW
Re: An Air Horn saved my bonnet!
>>Definitely need some pseudo-funereal writing for the front doors, in flourishing gold or silver script: "Raide & Morte, Funerary Assistants"<<
How about "City Morgue - You kill 'em We chill 'em."
How about "City Morgue - You kill 'em We chill 'em."
MJM
1999 Dante red Xantia Exclusive 2,0 petrol. No smelly diesel for me. Now re-homed
2007 Wicked Red C5 Exclusive. Now a smelly diesel automatic for me.
1999 Dante red Xantia Exclusive 2,0 petrol. No smelly diesel for me. Now re-homed
2007 Wicked Red C5 Exclusive. Now a smelly diesel automatic for me.
Re: An Air Horn saved my bonnet!
TitterYou kill 'em We chill 'em.
Pics of this 605 please?
Citroen C5 1.6 HDI 110bhp Estate 06 plate
French Mistresses gone.
Citroen C5 HDI Mk 1 hatchback
Vel Satis 3.5 v6
ZX 1.9D Est.
ZX 1.9DHatch
Xantia 1.9td est.
Xantia 2.0 hdi Est.
Xantia V6 MK1
Xantia V6 MK 2
French Mistresses gone.
Citroen C5 HDI Mk 1 hatchback
Vel Satis 3.5 v6
ZX 1.9D Est.
ZX 1.9DHatch
Xantia 1.9td est.
Xantia 2.0 hdi Est.
Xantia V6 MK1
Xantia V6 MK 2