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ACTIVE8 · Unread post by **ACTIVE8** » 22 Jan 2011, 09:03

While surfing around the www I came across this opinion from a Citroen owner, which raised a laugh.

You got to hand it to the French....
We have a car that farts (pnuematic suspension) , pee's (air-con)
warms your bum (heated seats) and gives it a massage (Lane departure warning).
You can talk to it and it responds.

Which model do you think they were talking about?

DickieG · Unread post by **DickieG** » 22 Jan 2011, 09:07

C5 or C6.

ACTIVE8 · Unread post by **ACTIVE8** » 22 Jan 2011, 09:21

It is the C4 GP Exclusive.

They also said..........

My kids love it when they are in row 3 as they can see the car going up!

Sadly the more that's on it- is proportionate to the failure rate and return visits to the garage.

Edited...............to sort out emoticon that stopped working.

ACTIVE8 · Unread post by **ACTIVE8** » 22 Jan 2011, 09:50

Although thinking about the comments..........

You got to hand it to the French....
We have a car that farts (pnuematic suspension) , pee's (air-con)
warms your bum (heated seats) and gives it a massage (Lane departure warning).
You can talk to it and it responds.

Sounds also like someone who is recounting a bad blind date, where the other person is too touchy feely, and pinches the bottom performing the heating, and massage function in one quick move.

As for their other habits/functions the talk to it part seems the only socially acceptable part, although one would hope it's more than yes, and no. (or yeah but no)

citronut · Unread post by **citronut** » 22 Jan 2011, 12:08

or maybe just a grunt to compliment the fart

regards malcolm