My C5 won't start. I came home from work, went to move the car later and it will not start. When the ignition is on the wipers run intermittently and the sidelights come on. The remote locking won't work now either.
When my OH had the car a couple of years ago the same thing happened. The car was taken to the dealers and the fault was due to the air con fuse. They replaced the fuse and reset the immobiliser. (I don't pretend to know why this would cause the immobiliser to lock on)
It then happened a second time and this time my OH replaced the fuse and a mechanic friend told him how to reset the immobiliser.
I did have the air con on earlier today and turned it off when I was on my way home but we have checked the fuses and they're fine so not sure if this is why the immobiliser has become fixed on or not.
The trouble is we cannot remember the way to reset the immobiliser. Tried disconnecting the battery but that didn't work.
We seem to recall something about putting the key in the door and locking and unlocking 3 times but this didn't work either. There's probably more to it than that of course or maybe you have to stand on one leg and touch your nose at the same time??!!
If it works I'll try it
Please help if you have any ideas, cheers.